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Testing, 1…2…3

Thanks to my friend, Mark (see Manley One link on the right), I took the following White Trash test.

I am 9% White Trash.
Not at all White Trashy!
I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box.
Take the
White Trash Test
@ FualiDotCom

I suppose I should be relieved to see that I’m only 9% White Trash. My parents done good. The website for the White Trash Test also has other tests you can take, such as the geek test, the asshole test and the promiscous test. I don’t think I want to know the answers to those.

Speaking of family, I’m heading to the Cape this weekend. It’s sort of a belated birthday celebration for my Mom. Should be fun, despite the rain we’re expecting. Of course, I forgot to burn my Paris photos onto a disk to show them. And I left their little Paris souvenier at home. D’oh.


  1. Comment by karyn on October 21, 2005 11:00 am

    O’ville doesn’t breed white trash, Snarl, this is common knowledge. By all means, take those other tests, I think we’d all like to see the answers. 🙂

    Zip home at lunch and get your parents’ souvenir! Sheesh!

  2. Comment by Will on October 22, 2005 5:24 pm

    I turned out to be 18% white trash. I think my tattoos did me in. On the other hand, whoever compiled this test obviously doesn’t know that legions of extremely hip gay men are tattooed. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

  3. Comment by matt on October 23, 2005 4:54 am

    well, I am 13% white trash. Given my family background I was expecting a higher percentage so I guess “I done gud”

  4. Comment by JC on October 23, 2005 10:20 pm

    5%…got you all beat! I’m telling you, I’m all about the class…

  5. Comment by David on October 24, 2005 9:53 am

    Wait a minute, Karl, how do you do you have this fixed?
    I’m 13%…….
    Its just not right…….

  6. Comment by Will on October 24, 2005 10:53 am

    JC, are you one of those guys who always passed the “Purity Test” that used to circulate in high school?

    White Trash, Out and Proud!

  7. Comment by JC on October 24, 2005 12:35 pm

    *Sigh*. Yes, Will, I was one of those people. Actually, I am still one of those people.

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