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King Kong

I’m not sure what it is – but dogs love Kong.

This little rubber toy entertains Dusty for hours. She has the little dog-sized Kong and also the Kong for big dogs. Oddly enough, she enjoys the big dog version the best (even though it’s the size of her entire head). Dusty growls like the most vicious dog in Boston when playing with her Kong.

What an ingenious little design. It’s not perfectly round so it tends to roll back towards her when she drops it (and not under the furniture). It’s also unpredictable in where it will land when tossed because, like a football, it goes wherever the hell it wants. It has a hole at the end where you can stick food to entertain the dog for even longer periods for time.

Yet through all of the enjoyment Kong brings to Dusty, all I can think is that the damn thing looks like a sex toy. It’s like a combination butt plug, dildo and ben-wah balls.


  1. Comment by chris on September 15, 2004 10:57 am

    you didnt try it on yourself did you?


  2. Comment by David on September 15, 2004 11:26 am

    I hope you sterilized it first.
    And I hope you used plenty of lube!!

  3. Comment by Karl on September 15, 2004 11:29 am

    People!?!?! Maybe I need to clarify something: I have no intentions of using it as a sex toy…I just think it LOOKS like one.


  4. Comment by Doug on September 15, 2004 12:10 pm

    Yup Chris and David….thats his ‘story’ and he is sticking with it….but WE know the truth about Karl…..

  5. Comment by Erica on September 15, 2004 12:23 pm

    link says it all, I’m afraid… 😀

  6. Comment by Karl on September 15, 2004 3:50 pm

    Erica!? That’s hilarious! How did you think to find such a site? Sick minds think alike, I guess!

  7. Comment by Karl on September 15, 2004 3:51 pm

    By the way – I got only two wrong on that survey.

  8. Comment by chris on September 15, 2004 5:35 pm

    doug, david, erica

    karl may come off as mild mannered, but theres that kinky side he only lets through every once in a while….

    lets face it, the boy jus’ aint right!!

  9. Comment by matt on September 15, 2004 5:53 pm

    Yep. Dusty plays with a butt plug.

  10. Comment by Robert on September 16, 2004 4:56 am

    Now I want one to put it on my desk at the office…

  11. Comment by jeff on September 16, 2004 10:05 am


  12. Comment by Erica on September 21, 2004 3:17 pm

    I actually found it when it made the rounds as a livejournal meme about a month ago. However that just proves that I also have many friends with similarly sick minds. I was proud to have scored pretty high, too. 😀 But that might come mainly from having lived with a Grand Openings employee for a year…

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