How Much Viagra Do They Think I Need?
I mean, I know I’m not 18 anymore…but I don’t think I need THAT much Viagra. Yet when I return to work every Monday, I receive dozens of emails telling me that I need Viagra or a penis enlargments (I’ve occasionally been informed that I need breast implants, but I’m assuming those were sent in error).
This morning I had 84 emails. 78 of them were spam, 6 were legitimate. It’s rather disconcerting that I’m told by 78 people that my penis is too small or that it doesn’t function properly and the other 6 people are giving me work to do. Where’s the love? Where are the emails just thanking me for being me?
No wonder I’m in therapy.
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I’m so glad of our network spam filter here at work. I don’t get any of that crap here. However, at my AOL account I can always find literally hundreds of offers to buy phentermine at a reduced rate as well as penis enlargement devices and the ubiquitous viagra ads.
I get all that spam, too. This morning I had about 47 new messages. 2 were actually work related. The rest were for viagra, online pharmacies, etc. But I’m testing a spam filter that’s on our server now, so they all get labeled “***SPAM***”. Once we’re satisfied that it’s really only tagging spam not and real mail, the spam will be diverted into another folder and I’ll never have to see it. I can’t wait!
It’s funny….I get plenty of penis enlargement info as well…..that’s disturbing. Usually there’s info mixed in about my mortgage too. Hmm..I don’t even own a home! 🙂
i’ve spam issues as well. …interestingly, most are about penal reduction surgeries. you know for those manly men, like me, who just have so much that it is just too much for some. Don’t know how I got on that listing. I mean my dick is huge, but…