Monthly Archives: September 2005

German Inventor Denies Using Cats in Organic Diesel

BERLIN (Reuters) – A German inventor said he has developed a method to produce crude oil products from waste that he believes can be an answer to the soaring costs of fuel, but denied a German newspaper story implying he … Continue reading →

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Another Reason We Voted for Bush

90% of the problems in the world are caused by smart people. The other day our son was wondering "Why are there so many stupid people?" Wrong question. It should be, "Why do the smart people get to tell everyone … Continue reading →

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Comic of the Day

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Latest Inane Poll – Who Would You Do?

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) Here’s some kinky news for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: A lot of female college students want to sleep with them. Both of them. According to Playboy magazine, 54 percent of college gals would cheat on … Continue reading →

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Unique Wonders to be Cloned

DUBAI (Reuters) – The Gulf emirate of Dubai will build a city of life-size replicas of seven wonders of the world at an estimated cost of $1.5 billion (1 billion pounds) to house offices, shops and flats, a developer said … Continue reading →

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Rescuing Rover: Obviously a Dog Person

NEW ORLEANS (Reuters) – Baying forlornly, hissing at strangers and increasingly dehydrated and hungry, tens of thousands of pets have probably been left behind in the devastated city of New Orleans, animal care agencies say. Animal rescue workers from across … Continue reading →

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Rescuing Rover

NEW ORLEANS (Reuters) – Baying forlornly, hissing at strangers and increasingly dehydrated and hungry, tens of thousands of pets have probably been left behind in the devastated city of New Orleans, animal care agencies say. Animal rescue workers from across … Continue reading →

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Japs Discover – Space Potato? Space Turd? Space Dildo?

The Japanese space probe Hayabusa has approached within 12 miles (20 kilometers) of its target, asteroid Itokawa (1998 SF36). Scientists at Japan’s Institute of Space and Astronautical Science (ISAS) have been monitoring the day-by-day closing in on the asteroid by … Continue reading →

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Parasite Induces Host Suicide After Eating Innards

A grasshopper was tricked into jumping into water by a hairworm that had infected it and had eaten most of its insides. In the water, the worm left the insect to start the next portion of its life. The grasshopper … Continue reading →

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Searching Outside the Box

Google, like most major search engines, provides a filtering mechanism to remove results from their searches that may offend uptight or insecure people. Strong language, porn and such. What they don’t do, however, is provide a way to view only … Continue reading →

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World’s Strongest Beer?

BERLIN (Reuters) – A German brewer has concocted what he says is the world’s strongest beer, a potent drink with an alcohol content of 25.4 percent that is served in a shot glass. "Everyone who has tried it is enthusiastic. … Continue reading →

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Reasonable Republicans Restless

If, as they say, the three most important factors in business success are location, location, and location, then the three most important factors in political success are timing, timing and timing. The Dowbrigade has long been predicting a schism in … Continue reading →

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