Monthly Archives: October 2005

Comic of the Day

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Bad Elf Banned

HARTFORD, Conn. (AP) – A constitutional battle is brewing over a holiday beer that state officials are trying to ban because they say its label might entice children to drink. The state believes it would be really awful for kids … Continue reading

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Dutch Witch School

APPELSCHA, Netherlands (AP) – Cobwebs cling from the wooden rafters. Dusty shelves are cluttered with glass jars of home-brewed potions, dried herbs and stone amulets. An oil cooker and a black cauldron sit in the corner, ready for the next … Continue reading

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Mapping Sex Maniacs

Like everyone else we know, we were blown away by the innovations in mapping featured on maps.google.com, principally the satellite photo and hybrid views, featuring street names and labeled landmarks superimposed on the satellite photos, and the unlimited click and … Continue reading

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Mapping Sex Fiends

Like everyone else we know, we were blown away by the innovations in mapping featured on maps.google.com, principally the satellite photo and hybrid views, featuring street names and labeled landmarks superimposed on the satellite photos, and the unlimited click and … Continue reading

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Finding Sex Fiends

Like everyone else we know, we were blown away by the innovations in mapping featured on maps.google.com, principally the satellite photo and hybrid views, featuring street names and labeled landmarks superimposed on the satellite photos, and the unlimited click and … Continue reading

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After the Fall

The sharks are circling. They smell blood in the hurricane-roiled political waters of the pool of public opinion. Scooter has been thrown under the bus, and Kapitain Karl is hanging by a thread. The mainstream media is awash in stories … Continue reading

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Remote Control of Humans Demo’ed

Prepare to be remotely controlled. I was. Just imagine being rendered the rough equivalent of a radio-controlled toy car. Nippon Telegraph & Telephone Corp., Japans top telephone company, says it is developing the technology to perhaps make video games more … Continue reading

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Zombie Condi Demonized by Leftist Press

Check out the photo of Condoleezza Rice that was published by USA Today last week: Notice anything peculiar about her eyes? No, Condi isn’t possessed; the photo was manipulated. This news comes courtesy of From The Pen, which found a … Continue reading

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Bush the Joker – Top One-liners of 2004

There were to many great candidates, it took us ten months to compile and evaluate the contenders.Both Bush himself and American history took a hit when George missed his calling as a stand-up comic… #10: "I want you to know. … Continue reading

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Death Rode Shotgun

TIJUANA, Mexico (Reuters) – A motorcyclist with a helmet-wearing corpse strapped to his back crashed in this Mexican city on the U.S. border on Friday and fled on foot, setting off a police murder hunt. The unidentified driver was trying … Continue reading

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Plan “A” and Plan “B”

BAGHDAD — Four US contractors were killed last month when their convoy took a wrong turn, drove into a town north of Baghdad and was attacked by a mob, a senior US military official said yesterday.   The attack, which … Continue reading

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