Daily Archives: October 13, 2005
Bush Blinks While America Sinks
In a number of interviews recontly, President Bush has seemed unusually ill at ease, licking his lips, shifting his weight, hesitating in his answers, and blinking, blinking, blinking… Bush blinks twice. He touches his tongue to his lips. He blinks … Continue reading
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Can’t Keep a Good Drug Down
Drinking and smoking — a match, apparently, made in heaven, but not heavily advertised by world religions — is about to experience a new, post-prohibitive reincarnation in the shape of NicoShot, a nicotine-laced beer. A German beer producer, Nautilus, has … Continue reading
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