Out-of-Control Orgies in Dutch Parks

Dutch police and park rangers have admitted they are
powerless to stop a growing trend of outdoor sex orgies.

In the latest incident, a large group of people were found romping naked
on a beach in the Bussloo area of the country.

They including 10 couples who were being "particularly boisterous" with
each other while the others watched.

But police called to the scene admitted they were powerless to act despite
numerous complaints from other beach users, and could only give the naked
orgy lovers a verbal warning.

The head of one of Holland’s biggest national parks says the problem is
getting worse and has called for the government to make clear guidelines
on outdoor sex orgies to allow police to act.

Eric Droogh, who is director at the Veluwe National Park, said: "A
national debate on wild sex parties in the countryside is essential.

"Police and park wardens currently have too little scope to intervene.
The only possibility is to catch the transgressors red-handed.

"Outdoor sex is now commonly occurring in national parks and other
public places. In some cases they just stopped beside the road in the picnic
area
or a meadow for the orgies."

He called for clearer guidelines and sanctions to deal with the outdoor
sex phenomenon.

This must be a new development.  In his youth,
the Dowbrigade lived an entire summer in the back of a VW van parked
at the edge of Vondel Park, and we didn’t get invited to or even witness
a single orgy. However, in this day and age of shameless hype and psycho-shills,
how can we be sure this story isn’t a plant by the Dutch Tourism Board? We
may have to investigate, first hand…

from Ananova