Category Archives: Wacky News

Slooow Striptease Brilliant Promotion

A model has been coated in a million individual Swarovski crystals and is being slowly undressed online. The crystals are being sold off individually on eBay for upwards of one euro (68p) each. As the crystals are sold, more and … Continue reading

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Putting the Panic Back in Hispanic

BROWNSVILLE, Texas — Cingular Wireless LLC pulled a ringtone from its Web site Tuesday after learning that it carried a message the company called "blatantly offensive." The cell phone company became aware of the ringtone, which uses mixed English and … Continue reading

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Bellicosity Killed the Catfish

A pet fish has been blamed for a house fire which nearly cost a woman and her two daughters their lives. Kipper, an eight-inch catfish, is thought to have triggered the blaze when it fought with a rival in their … Continue reading

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World Braces for Anti-Christ Appearance

DENVER, May 1 (UPI) — Colorado authorities are watching to see if June 6, 2006 — or 6/6/06 — spurs demonstrations or violent activity. To some people, the number 666 signifies the Mark of the Beast or the Antichrist in … Continue reading

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Ortografia Por Favor

Any Scrabble aficionados will enjoy Brian McGrory’s column in today’s Boston Globe. Note: the Dowbrigade would be National Scrabble Champ if not for a congenital inability to spell… For kicks, he overturned seven random letters in front of him — … Continue reading

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Antidote to $5.00 Water

The Beerbelly – a secret strap-on beer holder that disguises itself as a bulging beer belly – is being marketed in the US. It was the brainchild of three middle-aged men who wanted a way of sneaking beer into movies … Continue reading

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Careful with that nailgun, Eugene

US doctors found 12 nails stuck in the skull of a man who came in complaining of a headache. Medics believe the man fired the two-inch nails into his head himself in a bizarre suicide bid – but somehow survived. … Continue reading

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Bum Rap – The Price of Fame

Unflattering pictures of German Chancellor Angela Merkel in a British newspaper have sparked a backlash from the German government and media. The Sun printed photos of Mrs Merkel on holiday taken from behind while changing into her bathing suit. A … Continue reading

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Jewish Sex Commandos Penetrate Porn Sites

We, the Da-Net group, have hacked into this site and erased all its abomination A CELL of ultra-Orthodox Jewish hackers has declared war on porn sites and is breaking into them and replacing pictures with those of a famous rabbi. … Continue reading

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Munch Mooch Accused by Mexican Mummy Museum

A mumified child called ‘the smallest mummy in the world’ is seen (left photo) on display at the mummy museum in Guanajuato, Mexico on April 11, 2006. Ten mummies on display in this museum will tour the U.S. starting at … Continue reading

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Sign of the Apocalypse #714

GRANBY, N.Y. – The one-eyed, noseless kitten that inspired an international debate last year over whether it was a hoax is coming to a new museum of oddities in central New York. The museum founder, who believes in creationism, said … Continue reading

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Godfather Arrested in Corleone

ROME — For more than 40 years he eluded arrest. He dispatched orders on little typewritten notes and shunned telephones that might pinpoint his location. His resume allegedly included some of the most gruesome murders in Mafia lore. Yesterday, the … Continue reading

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