Category Archives: Wacky News

Mass Man Killed in Freak Hammock Accident

LYNN — Ramadan Smrqaku, 20, said he didn’t think much of it when he sat on a hammock Friday in Beverly where two of his friends were lying. The hammock was tied to a tree and an old chimney. ”It … Continue reading

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Deep Six May Be Fake

An item in the Personality Parade in Parade Magazine, one of the last bastions of true middle American pop sensibility, asks about the amazing Mr. Six, the acrobatic, enervated oldster from the Six Flags Amusement Park ads. Six Flags, originally … Continue reading

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Electrocuted Cat Fell in Flames 40 ft Seems OK

GARDNERVILLE, Nev. — A stalking foray atop a power pole left a lucky feline jolted, frizzled and dazed but otherwise OK after he fell off the 40-foot pole and sparked a fire outside a fire house. The frazzled cat was … Continue reading

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Missing Buddha Tooth Roils Rangoon

Aug 16, 2005 (DVB) – The Buddha tooth replica or clone which was stolen from Swedawmyat Pagoda in Rangoon Mayanggone Township on 14 August was back on display, according to a report by AFP. The tooth replica was stolen along … Continue reading

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If Cows Could Fly…

MOSCOW – Russia’s long winter will just fly by for a herd of Russian cows which, a newspaper reported on Tuesday, will be fed confiscated marijuana over the cold months. Drug workers said they adopted the unusual form of animal … Continue reading

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Woman Gives Birth to Satan Spawn

SANTA BARBARA – Some may call it a tale of beauty and the beast. But Sam, a 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested, and a three-time champ in the World’s Ugliest Dog Contest, is the dog of Susie Lockheed’s dreams. Lockheed, 53, … Continue reading

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Pay Attention, You Bourgeoise Scum

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Few can denounce the "imperialist ogre" or "kingpin of evil" as well as the writers at North Korea’s official news agency, and a California graphic artist is now cataloging their rhetorical masterpieces on a Web site. Pyongyang’s … Continue reading

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N. Korea Exports Cuddly Creatures

SEOUL (Reuters) – North Korea is known for producing ballistic missiles and a nuclear weapons programme. But cuddly cartoon characters? "Empress Chung" will be the first major feature animated entirely in communist North Korea to enjoy a wide release in … Continue reading

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Last Call for World’s Best Beer

For more than 160 years the Trappist monks at Saint Sixtus monastery in Flanders have been producing a rich, dark-brown, beer renowned for its exceptional flavour and strength. But an unexpected misfortune has befallen this reclusive community of 26 Cistercians: … Continue reading

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Killer Game

SEOUL (Reuters) – A South Korean man who played computer games for 50 hours almost non-stop died of heart failure minutes after finishing his mammoth session in an Internet cafe, authorities said Tuesday. The 28-year-old man, identified only by his … Continue reading

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Paris Lesbian Robots Google NASA Poker Orgy

One of the things that most bothers the Dowbrigade about this blogging business is the seeming lack of correlation between the time and effort we put into a posting and the number of people who read it. Regularly, some bizarre … Continue reading

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Slayer Pants into Phone, Police Puzzled

Dogs are not only good companions, but they serve humanity  in many ways, from leading the blind to detecting drugs to chasing mechanical rabbits around oval yards.  Dogs have been proven a godsend to millions of elderly widows and widowers … Continue reading

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