Category Archives: Prose Screeds

Real Hot Baths

QUITO, Ecuador — Ecuador’s Tungurahua volcano is emitting its loudest and most frequent explosions since it rumbled back to life nearly seven years ago after eight decades of inactivity, scientists said. The volcano registered 133 explosions of vapor and gas … Continue reading

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What’s Wrong With US?

CAIRO, May 9 – With the tone of a teacher and the certainty of a believer, the president of Iran wrote to President Bush that Western democracy had failed and that the invasion of Iraq, American treatment of prisoners and … Continue reading

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Food for Thought

ACCRA, Ghana — More than a quarter of children under the age of 5 in the developing world are underweight due to hunger, poor diet, or disease, according to the first UN study in 15 years to examine global nutrition … Continue reading

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Dealing With Mr. Nobody

The inability of the elected individuals in Iraq to form a government lies in the fact that they are not trying to form effective institutions that can actually govern. Rather, they are trying to find a formula for divvying up … Continue reading

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Do the Cool Jerk

The Dowbrigade remains deeply embittered and betrayed by the premature death of his fourth-generation iPod at the tender age of 14 months, two months after the expiration of its warranty, converting it instantly into an attractive, leather-clad $300 doorjamb. Terminal … Continue reading

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Cleansing the Second Soul

Back when the Dowbrigade was a rambunctious young refugee from Ivy academics we  served an extended apprenticeship with a middle aged San Pedro shaman in a tiny seafront town in the middle of the Atacames desert on the Pacific coast … Continue reading

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Spark a Little Spliff for Bro. Planno

KINGSTON, Jamaica – Mortimo Planno, a philosopher regarded as a key figure in the development of the Rastafarian religion, has died. He was 85. from MSNBC Mortimo Planno was born in Kingston on September 6.1920. He was one of the … Continue reading

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America’s Secret Treasure

WASHINGTON — The number of illegal immigrants in the United States has grown to as many as 12 million, and they now account for about one in every 20 workers, according to an estimate by an offshoot of the Pew … Continue reading

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Forbidden Drawings and Dowbrigade’s Law

WASHINGTON, Feb. 3 The Muslim world erupted in anger on Friday over caricatures of the Prophet Muhammad published in Europe while the Bush administration offered the protesters support, saying of the cartoons, "We find them offensive, and we certainly understand … Continue reading

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The Straight Dope on Jesus

A recent visitor to the Dowbrigade household remarked on a carved wooden light-pull which spells out the name "Jesus" in the form of a fish. Perhaps, being aware at least of our traditionally Jewish surname, he wondered if we were … Continue reading

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Waiting for Tet

The similarities between Iraq and Vietnam are moving from disquieting to disturbing to desperately dire. Then as now, a gullible and gung-ho public was duped into a foreign war by a corrupt administration with the complicity of a sensationalist press … Continue reading

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The Right of Secession

Over the years, as we have watched the Soviet Union disintegrate, Yugoslavia implode, thousands die from the persistent struggle for Tamil independence and dozens of other low-grade but nevertheless brutal and deadly civil wars around the globe, we have become … Continue reading

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