Some Kids Need the Biggest Toys

Posted on September 28, 2004 by glasscastle

Springfield, Mass (Dowbrigade News) An enraged driver at
the Massachusetts State Fair today crashed his monster truck into the
Demolition Derby Bumper Car ride about half a mile from the Monster Truck
pit.

Leroy Fenstermeister, the driver of the Monster Truck,
had been disqualified and prohibited from competing in the Monster Truck
obstacle course event due to his obvious intoxication, according to witnesses.

"He grabbed his keys, shouted ‘I’ll show you who’s drunk!’
and jumped into his truck." reported Roberta Ernst, working security at
the event.

Fenstermeister drove out of the motor sports area, through
the air and water rifle kiosks, flattened several popcorn, cotton candy
and hot dough carts, destroyed a row of Port-A-Pottys and ended up in
the middle of the Bumper Car ride.

Miraculously, no one was hurt. Fenstermeister was arrested
and charged with driving under the influence, malicious destruction of
property and leaving the scene of an accident.

picture from worth1000
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6 Responses to Some Kids Need the Biggest Toys

  1. bill says:
    September 28, 2004 at 10:36 pm

    Why is it that if I do a search on that guy’s name, this is the only site that mentions it? And the picture is a demo on the Worth1000 Photoshop picture alteration contest site?

  2. Michael Feldman says:
    September 29, 2004 at 12:21 am

    The Dowbrigade is fiction, yada yada yada

  3. Hans Millard says:
    July 31, 2005 at 10:54 am

    sehr gut Saite. Was machen Sie mein Freund?
    keep it up !

  4. Holzspielzeug says:
    December 11, 2007 at 7:11 pm

    Hello, thank you for the information. How can I in your use ur search ability?

  5. Ed says:
    October 3, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    bill Says:

    September 28th, 2004 at 10:36 pm

    Why is it that if I do a search on that guy’s name, this is the only site that mentions it? And the picture is a demo on the Worth1000 Photoshop picture alteration contest site?

    Good question. Seems to me that if real, a story like this would appear all over the place.

  6. Michael says:
    December 18, 2008 at 5:51 am

    Funny post:D I love this “big” tosy:D

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