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We feel there is serious potential here for an additional Olympic
event, and am drafting a memo to the IOC to that effect. Elephant Polo
is a natural extension of the Preppy mindset combined with four more
years
of a Republican
administration….

An elephant polo
team made up of transvestites has competed in a prestigious tournament
in
Thailand. The Screwless Tuskers put up a brave show before going down
2-0 to the DBS Bank Ladies. They played on the final day of the 14-team
round-robin tournament in the annual event.

Elephant polo – a slower, heavier game than the equine version – is
a serious business in Thailand.

"It is almost like horse polo but in a very slow motion. But I can
tell you it is much more difficult," said Raj Kalaan, a member of
the Chivas Regal elephant polo team.

Some 55 players, including three former All Blacks rugby players, gathered
in the Thai beach resort town of Hua Hin for the tournament

from Ananova