Cheesus Christ Super Sharp

The
Dowbrigade remembers attending a particularly ostentatious Bar Mitzvah
in Brookline a few years back and seeing a life-size Torah molded entirely
from Chopped Liver. Only Jews, we thought, would do something as gastronomically
gauche as that.  Wrong
again.

Here we have just the item to accompany a post-Passion get-together
for Evangelical Mel
toasting, the Cheesus Christ Superstar statues features 2 and a half
pounds of molded 100% natural American cheese in the form of everyone’s
favorite savior.

Also available in Muenster, Monterey Jack and spicy Jalape?o.

Don’t forget the wafers and wine!

from CheesusIndustries.com