Monthly Archives: January 2004

Avocado Theft Up For Super Bowl

VALLEY CENTER, Calif. -The thieves come in the dead of night, after it rains and the hillsides are empty, or during a full moon. They disappear into jungly thickets on steep, remote hillsides, stepping carefully through the groves to avoid … Continue reading

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672 Thai Sky Divers Set Record

A part of 672 skydivers from 42 countries leap into the air over Bangkok Saturday, Jan. 24, 2004. The event, a part from setting a record for mass free fall, was staged to honor Thailand’s Queen Sirikit, who this year … Continue reading

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The Sporting Life

Quickly sweeping across the blue line in efficient churning strides, Ray Bourque looked down ice for another blue jersey in a promising offensive position.  As he had done so many times for Boston Bruins he found a narrow momentarily open … Continue reading

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Mars Pictures Astound Scientists

NASA scientists have said they are "astonished" at the first pictures beamed back from Mars by the rover vehicle Opportunity. The images sent by the probe show a smooth plain, near a rocky outcrop. The landscape is quite unlike the … Continue reading

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M & M’s Mom Carjacked in Detroit

The mother of rapper Eminem was reportedly carjacked Thursday night in metro Detroit. Debbie Mathers was sitting in her car while pumping gas at the BP gas station located at Eight Mile and Coolidge roads around 11:30 p.m. She was … Continue reading

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Gone But Not Forgotten – Dick Who?

Spotted in Manchester today, cold, empty and abandoned.

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Celebrity Shot of the Day

Guess who was spotted schmoozing with the Dowbrigade outside the public men’s room at the Manchester, New Hampshire JK Kennedy hockey rink? Why, none other than Mayor Mumbles! Figures on the ice included John Kerry, Cam Neely and Ray Bourke, … Continue reading

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One Last Look

The Dowbrigade is heading back up to New Hampshire today for a final look at the field for the Democratic Presidential nomination.  We’d like to see Dennis Kucinich, not becasue we think he has any real chance or that he’s … Continue reading

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A Friend in Need

The Dowbrigade is worried about a friend, and wondering if its time to start planning an intervention. This friend has lately become obsessed and intoxicated by a highly addictive and ultimately destructive activity – American politics. He is losing his … Continue reading

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A Big Hand for Joshua Marshall

The Grey Lady has been eyeing the Blogosphere for a while, aware that something significant was going on, and unure if it should be interested, amused or bothered. Several Times writers, like Nick Kristof, maintain true, uneditied blogs, where you … Continue reading

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A Case of Mistaken Identity

JANUARY 23–Amanda Rudder, 18, was arrested yesterday by Key West, Florida cops and charged with being a minor in possession of alcohol (she was drinking a Budweiser on the beach, according to the police report, which noted the can and … Continue reading

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Pithy Quotes

Dr. Dean shouldn’t feel so bad about hootin’ and hollerin’ like that Monday night. Why, if I’d spent all that money and come in third, I’d still be back in Iowa hollerin’. Al Sharpton John Edwards should be congratulated. He … Continue reading

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