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Philadelphia’s Best : May 2003

Just a taste of this wonderful paper, from the backpage:

Monthly Forecast:  21 WEDNESDAY

          Fire in the Disco; 10p.m. – 2:08 a.m.;
          @SoMa, 33 S. Third St.; Free; 21+

They said his music was too loud but he wouldn’t turn it down.  They said his pants were too tight but they couldn’t get them off.  They even tried to make him change the name, but it was too late, because there were too many fliers, and pretty soon it didn’t even matter, because the bar did pretty good for a Wednesday, and nobody ever went home alone. 

Every Wednesday.  Equal in guilt and intensity to sex with a head of state, but with fewer subpoenas and no regrets.

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