sj's Longest Now [v.1]

First, Cornell.  I love the campus, some of the (former) student body.  Here’s a piece of brilliant trash
from their newspaper.  I wish the CrimEds were half as cheerfully
insolent.  Next, the slash : News of the wiki, or just the wicked?

Everyone’s favorite WP is taking a back-burner to the most poplarly-labelled WP, WordPress.  Meanwhile, I’m thinking of migrating my  Manila to WP in order to avoid losing my text all the time (I can’t use WP as an embedded editor in this Frankensteinian Manila-IE-Word  textarea), and to escape silly hackers.

But I can’t let the TLA WP escape
my standard usage.  So no matter what platform I end up on, you
can continue to parse any leading-W acronyms that show up as “Wiki”, isfap.