Note to Boy George: Neatness Counts

Singer Boy George was arrested on suspicion of possessing
drugs and making a fake police report after he called 911 early Friday
and falsely said his home had been burglarized, police said.

The singer, whose real name is George O’Dowd, called police from a Little
Italy apartment around 3:14 a.m. and reported a burglary, said Detective
Kevin Czartoryski, a police spokesman.

Officers arrived on the scene and discovered a small amount of cocaine
next to a computer, police said. A woman in the apartment said there was
more cocaine around and police were continuing to investigate.

What is it that makes people who are wacked
out of their minds on cocaine at 3 o’clock in the morning think that
calling the police is a viable
solution for ANYTHING, except maybe finding a secure place to spend the
rest of the night? Personally, we go to great lengths to stay as far away as possible from the protectors of public order when we have ANY psychotropic substances in our system. Once, in a similar situation, the Dowbrigade actually
poured sugar in the gas tank of a van full of South American nuns, convinced
they were undercover cops following him up the Panamerican Highway. Sorry, sisters…..

from Breitbart

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