26th
April
2006
Gee, Thanks Mom
posted in Friends, Family, Et Al., Weighty Issues |On the way back from Tahoe this weekend, I visited my parents for the first time in several months.
Mom: Wow, you’ve lost a lot of weight Y. You’re as thin as [your sister] B!
Me: No way Mom. B is super thin.
Mom: Yeah, you’re right. Well, you’re at least as thin as [your sister] L.
Me: What are you talking about? L is even thinner than B.
Mom: No, you haven’t seen her in a few months. She’s gained a lot of weight!