And This Year’s Winner Is

"As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of
the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly
functional
yet pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold,
aching for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners
begging to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of
the shop manual." –

Dan McKay’s winning entry in the Bulwer-Lytton
Fiction Contest.