Daily Archives: June 30, 2005

New Element Discovered

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Governmentium." Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 deputy assistant neutrons, giving … Continue reading →

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Kleptomaniac in the Kremlin

  Robert Kraft (L) and Rupert Murdoch watched President Vladimir Putin try on the Patriots ring before he pocketed it. (Kommersant Photo / Dmitry Azarov     Slick move, Vlad…     The owner of the New England Patriots, Robert … Continue reading →

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