Monthly Archives: November 2004
Proposed Redistricting
Republicans love redistricting so much, lets see if we can sell them the following redistricting of North America: The United States of Texas, bordered by Mexico on the south and New America on the north. Note Hawaii went north and … Continue reading
Bush Unbridled
Okay, we take full responsibility for Kerry’s defeat. Turns out these Karmic calculations are more complicated than they appear at first glance. John Kerry gave it a good run, looked less like an overmatched non-starter than poor Al Gore, but … Continue reading
Aftermath
Okay, we take full responsibility for Kerry’s defeat. Turns out these Karmic calculations are more complicated than they appear at first glance. John Kerry gave it a good run, looked less like an overmatched non-starter than poor Al Gore, but … Continue reading
Things are Getting Interesting
Good rolling coverage by the team over at Instapundit, although the net seems slow as molasses. Florida leaning strongly to Bush, especially middle of the state, ground zero during the recently concluded hurricane season. No big surprise there, nature delivered the … Continue reading
Voodoo Voting
We can’t believe we actually did it! We cast our precious vote for George W. Bush, the incarnation of political evil, the antithesis of everything we believe in. What could have possibly possessed us? Will we burn in hell for … Continue reading
Last Minute Jew-Baiting
Watch "False Christian" Now! John Kerry wants to trick churchgoing Americans into thinking he’s a legitimate Christian. But what’s the REAL story? Watch the latest in our Godly campaign’s ongoing series of wholly accurate, non-distorting political ads to find out: … Continue reading
The Revolution Will Be Blogged
"The Revolution will not be televisied – it will be Blogged" has been our motto and catchphrase for going on two years now, and we wouldn’t begrudge the old Gray Lady for paraphrasing us – if they had included us … Continue reading
Why We Will Vote for Bush
We just found out who we will be voting for tomorrow. It’s not that we were among the undecided. We actually endorsed John Kerry during the Democratic National Convention. But even earlier than that we had decided to offer our … Continue reading
Throw the Dinos on the Barbie
When we were a kid, it was common knowledge that the dinosaurs had been wiped out in one fell swoop by a massive asteroid striking the earth. Of course, like most of the fabulous common knowledge back in the day, … Continue reading
Indonesia Teeming with Hobbits
It sounds too incredible to be true, but this is not a hoax. A species of tiny human has been discovered, which lived on the remote Indonesian island of Flores just 18,000 years ago. Researchers have so far unearthed remains … Continue reading