Daily Archives: October 4, 2004
Australian Tickler Closes Airport
An adult sex toy sparked a security scare which closed an Australian airport for nearly an hour. The vibrating object was discovered at Mackay Airport by a security officer who noticed a suspicious package inside a rubbish bin. Cafeteria manager … Continue reading
Poodle Liberation Front
The recent advertising campaign sponsored by that pillar of American political discourse the NRA which depicts john Kerry as a Frech Poodle has inspired a firestorm of protest – from Poodle owners who decry the comparison as an unprincipled attack … Continue reading
Hurt Hand, Hand Hurts
The Dowbrigade has somehow wrecked up his hand, which is swolen and painful to the point of inoperability. The curious thing is that we cannot remember any traumatic incident which could have produced such an injury; we did not punch … Continue reading