New Olympic Sport

Neighbors and Animal Control officers alike
were stumped by the recent rash of dog shootings in our area. Twisted
kids on crack, some speculated. Gang members, killing the attack dogs
kept by opposing gangs, others opined. Imagine our surprise, returning
early from the office one day last week, to discover Fluffy in flagrante.
Needless to say, we hide the guns when the catnip comes out.  No
use asking for trouble…