Daily Archives: March 28, 2004
Top Doc Backs Picking Your Nose – And Eating It!
Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor. Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier … Continue reading
Mums the Word
Pain. A transitory state of nerve excitation with an infinite number of causes and textures. Can be overcome with certain advanced mental techniques, or narcotics, or both. Preferably both. We are almost done with putting our stuff into storage. Most … Continue reading
St. Jean of East Cambridge
The Church of Days Later Savings has a new saint. Saint Jean of East Cambridge has appeared out of nowhere to offer sanctuary to the Dowbrigade cats for the duration of the Great Experiment. We DO believe in miracles. Jean … Continue reading
U-Haul Sucks
Despite having a “confirmed” reservation for YESTERDAY U-Haul STILL doesn’t have a truck for us (turns out “confirmed” means “depending on availability” and is basically a scam so you don’t go rent somewhere else), so we are busily moving an … Continue reading
Would Have Been Easier to Use Photoshop
The finished product of Chilean-born Danish artist Marco Evaristti’s "Ice Cube Project" is seen in Ilullissat, Greenland, Thursday, March 24, 2004. Evaristti used 3,000 liters (780 gallons) of dye used to highlight meat diluted with sea water, three fire hoses, … Continue reading
Moving On Out
It’s moving day, for better or worse. Already emotional and physical wrecks over the preliminaries, today we are supposed to get the bulk of our stuff out of 396 Salem St. in Malden just a few block down from Malden … Continue reading