Daily Archives: December 20, 2003
Hilton Beats Bush in TV Ratings
NEW YORK (Reuters) – He may have beaten Saddam Hussein, but President Bush got clobbered by slinky socialite Paris Hilton when her television show got higher ratings than Bush’s exclusive ABC interview Tuesday night. More Americans watched Fox’s "The Simple … Continue reading
Why the State Department Needs an RSS Feed
The tragedy which is Colombia continues. Although the sorry oozing sores of humanity spot the globe in the pestilent puss of poverty and warfare, the Colombian situation hits close to home as this is one of the most beautiful places … Continue reading
The Beagle has Landed
LONDON, Dec. 19 Europe’s first attempt to land an unmanned probe on Mars entered its final phase on Friday when a disc-shaped landing craft named Beagle II separated from the Mars Express spaceship and began a series of maneuvers to … Continue reading
Queer Eye on the Fear Guy
A strategicly placed anonymous source with connections high in the major media stratosphere forwards this snapshot with the rumor that the Democratic party has its crack team of image experts ready to do a major media makeover of Our Man … Continue reading