Daily Archives: December 10, 2003
Dowbrigade Endorses Dean – Dean Doomed
They don’t make politicians like they used to. The Dowbrigade pines for the likes of Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus to appear on the American scene. Cincinnatus, after a long and distinguished career of public and military service, had retired to … Continue reading
“What’s That, Officer?”
BERLIN (Reuters) – German police charged a man with drugs possession after officers spotted a small quantity of heroin concealed in his ear when he entered a police station to check if he was on their wanted list. " I … Continue reading
Vermont Group Threatens Secession
Possible Dean Presidency for Future State CHARLOTTE, Vt. (Wireless Flash) — Vermont may soon vamoose from the United States if a group of citizens has its way. The Second Vermont Republic is a group that is trying to rouse interest … Continue reading
Roasted Rat Cat Food
Champaign, IL – The Vanger Petfood Company today introduced a new line of cat food featuring Squirrel, Robin, Mouse and Rat flavors. Company spokesperson Harry Keyster said the new line features real squirrel, robin and mouse meat, although the rat … Continue reading