Daily Archives: September 14, 2003
Bush $200 Bill Revealed
SEPTEMBER 12–North Carolina cops are searching for a guy who successfully passed a $200 bill bearing George W. Bush’s portrait and a drawing of the White House complete with lawn signs reading"no Justice Scandals" "We like broccoli" and "USA deserves … Continue reading
Bowie’s Brain Like Swiss Cheese
David Bowie has to read his lyrics on stage after years of drug abuse left his memory full of holes. The singer said he has been reading his songs from a book perched on a music stand. Bowie – now … Continue reading
Throwing Serious Heat
from the New York Times Any fan of baseball or the Guiness Book of World Records will enjoy this longish article on 100-mph fastball pitchers. According to Robert Adair, a physicist and professor emeritus at Yale University and the author … Continue reading
Fear the Beaver
Old Mascot – Cheer the Beaver MIT is upset because they don’t get enough respect – on the athletic field. As part of their program to remedy this situation they have redesigned their mascot. New Mascot – Fear the Beaver … Continue reading
Big Third Cousin
Remember frantically fumbling for coins inside, under and around your seat, as you held up traffic in the exact-change lane at the Turnpike tollbooths? In a pathetically transparent attempt to cooerce people into using the $27.50 automatic-deduction transponders in the … Continue reading