Daily Archives: September 6, 2003
Memo to Boss – Do NOT Call Security
Tonight Fenway Park in Boston will be rocking not to the booming bats of Manny and Nomah, but to the booming beats of the Boss, Bruce Springsteen. And my brother, The Executive, will be there, working security backstage. This is … Continue reading
Death on Thunder Mountain
ANAHEIM, Calif. (AP) — An accident on Disneyland’s Big Thunder Mountain Railroad roller coaster killed a 22-year-old man and injured 10 other riders. The ride’s locomotive separated from its train inside a tunnel and derailed Friday, but officials did … Continue reading
Quote of the Day
“The good news is that Arnold is married to Maria Shriver and now that he’s had a sex scandal, the Kennedy family has finally accepted him.” Jay Leno
My Kind of Candidate
Would you vote for a candidate who says he smokes pot, has a conviction for selling LSD, and claims that George W. Bush is linked to Osama bin Laden. I know I would! Dan "the Bagel Man" Kontoff is a … Continue reading