19th
December
2006
And Then He Kicked Me
posted in Weighty Issues |T: [Makes funny, vaguely insulting comment directed at me.]
Me: Hey! [Said in a mildly insulted tone.]
T: Kidding, kidding! You know I think you’re beautiful, smart, funny, kind and all around wonderful!
Me: [Looking at him expectantly.]
T: What?
Me: You forgot thin. You always forget thin.
T: —— [Crickets chirping.]
Me: Hey!
T: I just don’t think “thin” is necessarily a complement . . .
Me: You think I’m fat don’t you?
T: Maybe I’d better stop talking now.
Me: This is going up on my blog.