Cockroaches, well, at least one cockroach has penetrated my defenses and found its way up to the ninth floor and into my room. He keep bouncing from wall to wall without cause or warning. Right now it’s war. I don’t want to kill; I just don’t want a roommate who isn’t Anthony; I’m sure this guy’s name isn’t Anthony, and he sure as hell isn’t from Gardner.

It looks as though not-Anthony has slipped through my ingenious two cup trap. I’m not sure where he is, but I can’t be bothered. Hopefully I won’t have any strange, insect bedfellows tonight.