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September 14, 2005

not just NIT-picking

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 1:09 pm

An email from SportsEconomist Skip Sauer made me speculate on the purpose of the

NCAA in seeking to eliminate the NIT as a tournament rival.  Although a “not-for-profit”

entity, NCAA has a $6.2 billion, 11-year contract with CBS for television and marketing

rights to its tournament. (see our prior post)

 


ballHoop  The folks who run nominally “non-profit” institutions (can you say “bar & guild“?) 

have the incentive to create rules and relationships among their members that will maximize

the income of all those members — especially when they convince themselves that they are

acting for a very good cause, such as education. [Adam Smith’s axiom certainly doesn’t have

an exception for non-profits.]  Using market power against potential or actual rival groups, or

eliminating them throughacquisition or entry barriers, is a very good way to maximize income. 

Of course, the NCAA’s leaders also have the normal human desire to increase their domain.

 

Also, responding to my post yesterday, Steve Bainbridge wrote:  


“I sort of vaguely recall such a time [when NIT was a vigorous competitor with the

NCAA], but if David’s point is that there ought to be some competition to be stifled

before one concludes that a merger is anit-competitive, I have to agree. Stick a fork

in the NIT; it’s done.” 

That’s a little cavalier, even from the perspective of a West Coaster with little empathy for fans in  “bballguysNF”

New York City.  The fact that the National Invitational Tournament has been reduced over the years —

thanks in great part to the actions and policies of the NCAA — to a mere David competing with tiny

stones against the NCAA Goliath makes a merger investigation even more important.  (See the

market concentration section of the DOJ/FTC Horizontal Merger Guidelines; yes, Steve, I know

there were product and geographic market definitions questions in the case.)   Clearly, there is still

“some competition” between the two post-season tournaments (as the $40.6 million offer to buy

the NIT suggests), and removing NIT completely will not only extinguish the only current rival, it will

make the likelihood of a new entrant into the pre- or post-season basketball tournament arena

virtually zero.  

 

Of course, ending the litigation also keeps the court from assessing the legality of the NCAA’s

restrictive post-season rules for member schools.

 


“bBallGuysN” One thing we can all agree on:  There’s been too much prose

and not enough poetry at this website lately;  Overnight, Ed Markowski

supplied us all with more good haiku and senryu about his beloved game

of basketball and the humans who play it:

 

 



Manhattan

the shadow of a skyscraper falls across

the basketball court

 

 

 

 





Highway One

ten feet up the Sequoia

an orange hoop

 

 

 

 

long rebound

crossing mid-court

she crosses my mind

 

 






ballHoopF

 







Indiana farm

one tractor

three hoops

 

calligraphy class

the point guard

pens a nike swoosh

 

 

ed markowski  – for more, see his Comments to


 

 





on a related note:

 

 


game over

men turn to leave

the tv department

 

                                                        John Stevenson 

                                                             Upstate Dim Sum  (2004/I)

 

                                                                                                                                        tv

 

 

 

September 13, 2005

Roberts Disappoints Bainbridge (and Benedict)

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 6:59 pm

In today’s nomination hearing, Judge John Roberts adopted JFK’s statement

about his Catholicism and his role as a public servant: “I do not speak for my

church on public matters–and the church does not speak for me.”  He went

further, when later pressed by Sen. Feinstein, asserting:


JohnRobertsPix  “My faith and my religious beliefs do not play a role in my  

judging. In judging, I look to the law, I do not look to the Bible,

or other religious source.”

Based on much that I have written this month, I’m betting that Roberts has

disappointed Pope Benedict XVI and a lot of conservative (“serious“) Catholics.



“As those who followed my extended debate with David Giacalone

know, I believe that Kennedy’s famous Houston speech was a cop-out

and inconsistent with clear Catholic teaching on the civic responsibilities

of Catholics. This is not to say, of course, that a Catholic judge inevitably

must vote to strike down Roe. As I have emphasized repeatedly, this issue

presents complex moral and judicial ethical issues. I’m just disappointed

(but not especially surprised, I guess, given the politicization of the confir-

mation process) that Roberts so blithely opted for the easy way out.”

Being an advocate of conserving (my) energy whenever possible, I’m disappointed

that I spent so much time (and took such grief) writing on a topic that Judge Roberts

so effortlessly made moot.  afterthought (Sept. 14, 2005):  I wrote a bit too soon and

too flippantly yesterday.   I have not been seeking any particular answer from Judge

Roberts, but have instead been writing to show why the Senate and the public deserve 

to know what Roberts sees as the relationship of his devout Catholicism to his judging.

He told us, and although I might have asked the question differently or followed-up, the

issue appears to have be adequately addressed.  



tiny check I agree with those who say that Roberts has left himself a little wiggle

room on whether stare decisis conclusively precludes the Court deciding

to overturn or significantly limit Roe v. Wade.  Every lawyer knows that

giving a rule consideration and deference is far different than giving it the

final say.

 

Benedict16   update (7PM):  Prof. Bainbridge has a good post this

evening at Mirror of Justice explaining why he believes the JFK Houston

Speech conflicts with Church teaching. 

 


If, like myself, you spent a lot of the day listening to the Roberts’ hearing,

you definitely deserve this change of pace (although perhaps not of topic). 

Here are four senryu for Lee Gurga:

 

 








parading the stallion–

all eyes on

his dangling member




 

maleSym  femaleSym

 

 

 

his side of it

her side of it

winter silence

 

 

 

 



my dream

awakens me . . .

I wake you

 









femaleSym femaleSym

 









class reunion–

with my old girlfriend

her girlfriend 

 


  from Fresh Scent

 

 

 

antitrusters question NCAA purchase of NIT

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 2:49 pm

In a letter, yesterday, to the Federal Trade Commission, Department of Justice,

and New York Attorney General Spitzer, the American Antitrust Institute called for

investigation of the private antitrust settlement in which the NCAA and the NIT agreed

to merge their tournaments. In its settlement with Metropolitan Intercollegiate Basketball

Association, NCAA agrees to purchase the National Invitational Tournament for $40.5

million, plus $16 million to settle the suit, which is pending in the the SDNY federal

district court.  (ESPN.com, “NCAA buys tournaments, ends NIT litigation,” by Andy

Katz, Aug. 17, 2005; Sports Law Blog has a case summary and an analysis of

the settlement; Skip Sauer at Sports Economist has also looked at the case and


 

bballGuys  In calling for an antitrust merger investigation by one or more of the agencies,

the AAI letter, signed by its Vice President Diana Moss, explains, in part:


Even a cursory look into the proposed settlement raises serious questions

about the health of competition in post-merger markets. For example, the

NCAA would be in a position, post-merger, to impose its “mandatory participation”

rule for both the NIT and its own tournaments. This would erect an insurmountable

barrier to entry into post-season play.  In enhancing their market power in acquiring

tournament teams, the NCAA would in turn enjoy significantly more market power

in sales of broadcast rights, sponsorships, concessions, and event tickets. The

proposed deal thus packs a double punch for consumers. Schools would have fewer

options and face potentially non-competitive terms for post-season tournament play.

And sponsors and consumers of the tournament games would potentially face higher

prices. 

 

Based on information that is publicly available, AAI believes that there is a significant

probability that the effect of the proposed merger may be to significantly lessen (or

eliminate entirely) competition between organizers in acquiring men’s Division I basketball

teams for participation in post-season tournaments. NCAA President Myles Brand could

not have said it more succinctly when he noted in regard to the August 16th settlement:

“We’ve now unified post-season basketball.” 

 

                                                                                                                   bballHoop

 

The merger would spell an end to the NIT which, once upon a time, was an equally-matched

and vigorous competitor to the NCAA. But a series of actions by the NCAA has diminished

that competition, to the detriment of consumers. The proposed consolidation would further

hurt consumers and preclude the emergence of a stronger rivalry between the NCAA and NIT

(and with respect to new upstarts). An antitrust investigation of the merger could focus on

such key issues as market definition (which was controversial in the MIBA v. NCAA litigation);

the significant potential for unilateral exercise of market power; and the entry barriers created

by the merger. Moreover, the inquiry should extend to the likely effects of the merger on pre

season tournaments by giving the NCAA the “green light” to enact a pending rule that

would replace independent tournaments with events the NCAA can control.

 


(Sept. 13, 2005)

 

Of course, few readers of this weblog are old enough to remember the time when the NIT “was

an equally-matched and vigorous competitor to the NCAA.”

 

update (Sept. 14, 2005):  See our follow-up, not just NIT-picking.

 

 

 










the bounce
of raindrops
on the basketball 


      w.f. owen 

         Frogpond XXIII:3 (2000)

bballGuys

 

 

 

 






boy shooting baskets–

deep snow piled

all around him

 

       lee gurga 

          from Fresh Scent

                                                                               


 






  • by dagosan                                         





H-O-R-S-E!

the ten-year-old

lets dad win

 

                          [Sept. 13, 2005]
                                                                                                


 

p.s. Hey, haijin, how about some basketball

haiku and senryu?    

update (7 PM):  Our Haiku Hotdog Ed Markowski has

already provided us with a benchful of haiku and senryu.

See this Comment.  Here are three of ’em:

 



city moon

my basketball flattened

by a shard of glass

 

 

 

 






stiff march wind

the sound

of an airball

 

 

 

 

game winning shot

the big man

palms my head

 

 

                                                                                                       “BBallHoop”

 

 

September 12, 2005

roberts’ umpire analogy

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 8:13 pm

In his opening remarks today, John Roberts told the Senate Judiciary Committee that he has no personal agenda. He compared the work of a Supreme Court justice to that of a baseball umpire, saying:

“I will remember that it’s my job to call balls or strikes, and not to pitch or bat.”

umpireG Seems to me, each umpire has an awful lot of discretion determining the strike zone — based on personal preference, often fickle, and with no appeal. In the Supreme Court League, there aren’t that many pitches that go straight down the middle.

beer league softball
the umpire fastens
her chest protector

out!safe!out!safe!theumpandthemanageroneshadow umpireGF

… by Ed Markowski

update: Over at Volokh Conspiracy, Jim Lindgren has some similar and telling remarks. (via Prof. B) Also, thoughts online wants to know “what’s roberts’ strikezone?”

 

p.s. I prefer Blind Justice to a Blind Umpire. And, I have to wonder how a supposedly all-star issue-spotter missed seeing the lameness of this umpire analogy.

 

umpireN update (Sept. 17, 2005): On Sept. 13, Sen. Cornyn questioned Judge Roberts on his umpire anlaogy and philosophy, using Jim Lindgren’s framework. The interchange is a good one, and is reproduced here over at the Volokh Conspiracy. Roberts says he would agree with the second umpire who says “some are balls and some are strikes, and I call them the way I see them.” Roberts explains: “I guess I liked the one in the middle, because I do think there are right answers. . . . . And I think there is meaning [in the Constitution] and I think there is meaning in your legislation. And the job of a good judge is to do as good a job as possible to get the right answer.” That man is sharp and articulate — and always well-prepared.

update (Aug. 3, 2008): The topic of judge-as-umpire has been taken up again almost 4 years later at The Volokh Conspiracy.  (via Scott Greenfield at Simple Justice, who yells from the cheap seats:  Your Honor, you had to be there to call that pitch!)

 

second thoughts about sunscreen?

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 7:42 pm

You knew this was coming (Harvard Magazine, “Too Much Sunscreen?,”

by Craig Lambert, Sept-Oct. 2005):


[A]ccording to a new theory, sealing our skins off from the sun

may cause more cancer deaths than it prevents.

 

“Associate professor of medicine Edward Giovannucci notes

that UV-B radiation, the source of suntan and sunburn, is also

the component of sunlight that enables human skin . . .  to

synthesize the “sunshine vitamin” —D— used by every type

of cell in the human body. Animal research has associated a

lack of vitamin D with multiple sclerosis, osteoporosis, and

pathological processes that underlie several forms of cancer,

including those of the colon, breast, prostate, and digestive tract,

such as stomach cancer. “If you look at these cancers as a group,”

says Giovannucci, who is also a professor of nutrition and epidemiology

at the Harvard School of Public Health, “you’ll see that 30 people die of

these cancers for every one who dies of skin cancer.” . . .

 

 d key    “Giovannucci acknowledges that the evidence for these theories is

still weak: there has not been a good double-blind controlled study, lasting

perhaps 20 years, that compares people getting sun exposure to a placebo

group. “But almost every other bit of evidence suggests that vitamin D is

beneficial,” he says. “More sun, and higher rates of vitamin D, correlate with

fewer cancers. It might ultimately prevent only a fraction, perhaps 30 percent,

of those cancers it seems to affect. But that would still be vastly more cases

than any skin cancers it causes. I don’t recommend that people go out and

get sunburned—use common sense. But if the studies hold up, vitamin D will

be a relatively important factor, since it affects such a large number of cancers.

It may be time to rethink the message we are sending about sunlight.”

Heads up, Evan and WalterThere’s gotta be a lawsuit here somewhere. 

 

 

 





The beetle I righted

flies straight into

a cobweb

 

 

 

 

 

 


earplugs

now my heart is

too loud

 

         George Swede 

              from Almost Unseen

 








spider web small

 



as the spider

goes down the drain

a second thought

 


      Tom Clausen

       Upstate Dim Sum (2003/I)

 

Mom’s sunburnt back…

first the youngest touches it,

then the eldest

 

        Randy Brooks 

                from School’s Out

 

 






 

no answers

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 6:16 pm

 








the finished letter

in the envelope…

taken out again

 

 

 

 

 

on hold

branches in the window

wave wildly

 

 

 

black envelope 

 

 

 

 

 

cell phones

they find each other

in the mall

 

 

 








lingering in bed

the ceiling

has no answers


     from Upstate Dim Sum (2004/I) 

 










one pink pansy

in a gardenful of red —

first day of high school

 

 

[Sept. 12, 2005]

 

 

potluck


tiny check  I had the NPR coverage of the Roberts’ hearings on from  microphoneG

the opening to the close today.  Talk about lost opportunity costs — 

even three Legal Underground coffee mugfuls of caffeine could not 

forestall a nap after lunch.   Any of the Judiciary Committee Senators

who thought they’d grab the spotlight today with their opening remarks

were deluding themselves. 

 

tiny check  Speaking of coffee, I followed a pointer from Dave Gulbransen

and Blawg Review 23, to Mediation Mensch, making it my first-timer weblog

for this week.  Having been a mediation pioneer in my local area, I was very

interested in what Bostonian Dina Beach Lynch had to say.  Sadly, I was

disappointed.  First, Dina has not had a post since August 3rd.  More important,

her discussion “Do You Want to Be Starbucks or Seven-Eleven? brought

back all the qualms about branding (and luring the “quality” client) that I

raised in Brand Lex and related posts.   Lynch says her mediation practice

offers “affordable conflict resolution resource,” but she wants to offer the

ambiance of Starbucks, with its prices — and never even mentions whether

Seven-Eleven has good coffee.

 

tiny check  Katrina News:  Last Friday, I was very impressed with the viewers

of the NY Capital Region’s public radio station WAMC.   We don’t have the

population base of a major metropolitan area, but the station received over

half a million dollars in donations for Hurricane Katrina relief in less than 8

hours of on-air solicitation.  There were 4236 callers.  A lot of people care a lot.

 

laughing man small  Prof. Bainbridge is looking for humorous legal rules of thumb.

You must have an exact quote and a link.   Make your contribution. 

 

                                                                                                                                                   microphoneN

david ‘Haiku Guy’ lanoue is safe in omaha

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 12:39 pm

Ever since Katrina hit, we’ve been concerned about our f/k/a friend,

Haiku Guy David G. Lanoue — an English literature professor at Xavier 

University, in New Orleans.  I’ve been visiting his Kobayashi Issa site

daily, in the hope that it would be back on line.  Today, I checked his

Haiku Guy webste, which features his novels and books of criticism, 

and was relieved to find this message from David: 


LanoueSelf  We’re OK Kathleen and I evaculated New Orleans

before  Hurricane Katrina hit. We made it up to my parents’ home

in Omaha.

 

My university is closed for the time being, which means my

Issa website and the Issa haiku-a-day service are down . .

I feel lucky, blessed, and heartbroken all at once. So many lost

everything, so many friends still MIA.




the city Care forgot
is drowning, Care
remembered

I’m thrilled David and Kathleen are fine.  Of course, I’m going to miss my

Issa fix — which so often adds color to our posts. But, I hope this academic

downtime will allow David to finish his current novel Haiku Wars (read the

first chapter here) and translate even more poems by Kobayashi Issa.

 

 

Haiku Guy gray  Here are a few haiku and senryu from David Lanoue:


 

 


somebody’s little sister

     Bourbon Street

        stripper

 

 






 








lone church steeple

a rocket

to sunset

 




 




 

 

 

 

no direction is wrong

arms

of the oak

 


 


“somebody’s little sister” – Haiku Guy: a novel  (2000)

“lone church steeple” & “no direction” – World Haiku Assn bio page


                                                                                                               LanoueSelf


 

it’s “terrible two’s” for Prof. B

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 12:41 am

Last May, when f/k/a had its Second Blogiversary, we said:
“Just about everybody who’s anybody has already had his or her

2nd (or third) weblog anniversary.”  Well, Steve Bainbridge was

one very big somebody whose weblog had not yet reached the

ripe age of two.   








crawl and laugh–
from this morning on
a two year old!


 


   translated by David G. Lanoue

 

“blowcandlesN”  As of yesterday, though, Prof. Bainbridge.com officially

entered its terrible two’s.  Naturally, that may mean an increase

in temper tantrums or bed-wetting episodes. The experts advise an

escalating response when two-year-olds behave badly — Distraction,

Separation, Explanation, Compromise, and (only if he‘s likely to hurt

himself) Punishment.  I’m not one of those Liberals who believes in

spoiling kids.  Nonetheless, I’m inclined to cut Prof. B a bit more slack

as he goes through this next developmental stage. .  

 

Congratulations, Steve, and thanks for keeping your weblog interesting

and provocative!   That’s no Snow job.

 

 





they crinkle

when he’s restless —

the two-year old’s plastic sheets

 

                dagosan   [Sept. 11, 2005]

 

breadwine

 

 

empty bottle

a few words

I would like to take back

 

           John Stevenson

             from Upstate Dim Sum  (2002/I)

 

                                                                                                                                                     bainbridgePix  two much!

 

 

p.s.    On an almost-totally unrelated note, the American Antitrust Institute

has released Comments by Prof. Beth Farmer of Penn State, which were

sent last week to Sen. Arlen Specter on Nominee John Roberts and Antitrust

After going through the available record, Prof. Farmer recommended that

AAI take no position on the nomination as Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. 

She concluded:


“In general, Judge Roberts’s judicial record in antitrust cases is thin,

his experience as an antitrust litigator and appellate advocate appears

typical of large firm practice, the positions argued in these cases appear

to be within the mainstream of modern antitrust argument, and his scholarly

publications on competition issues are limited. The public record available

to me does not indicate that Judge Roberts harbors a radical view of antitrust,

or indeed that competition law has been one of his specialties. Members of the

advisory board may have worked with Judge Roberts as expert witnesses, co-

counsel or opposing counsel during his career in private practice and with the

Justice Department, and may be able to offer more opinions on his likely record

in future antitrust cases. Based on the record discussed below, I do not recommend

that AAI take any position on this nomination to the Supreme Court.”

 


wine the old priest dines

                his wine

                just wine

 

                             David G. Lanoue

                              from the thin curve 

 

September 11, 2005

where we left it

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 8:08 pm

trail’s end —
the taste of wild onion
still sharp on my tongue

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

gathering driftwood

where the forest meets the shore

wild violets

 

 

 










quiet house–

the chess game

where we left it

 

 

 


“trail’s end” The Heron’s Nest (Sept. 2005)

“gathering driftwood” – Alaska Haiku Soc’yModern Haiku XXXII:1, 2001)

“quiet house” – New Resonance 3; Haiku Light 2001




 



  • by dagosan                                               





long red light–

she dusts

the dashboard

 

 

[Sept. 11, 2005]

 

 

potluck 



EverythingMovie  I’m looking forward to the movie version of Jonathan Safran Foer‘s

novel Everything Is Illuminated – despite the casting of the ever-wooden Elijah

Wood in the lead role.  Charlie Rose had a good interview Friday night (Sept. 10,

2005) with first-time director Liev Schreiber, who also wrote the screenplay. 

 


tiny check  I enjoyed the George Stephanopoulos interviews with Sen. Barack Obama

and His Holiness the Dalai Lama, on ABC “This Week.”  As we did last week,

Obama stressed the Administration’s inability to empathize with the poor — in

their everyday lives and when faced with disasters.   The Dalai Lama emphasized

the need to stay calm and stay hopeful, despite facing great trauma.       

 

                                                                                                                                                      rook horiz  rook

 

 

9/11/2005

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 6:52 pm


still remembering . . . . . . . . . . window

are we learning?

after her death
composing roses
instead of words

………………….. by Pamela Miller Ness – from “where the lily was”

against the tombstone
with the faded name
homeless man rests

……………………………….. by George Swede – Almost Unseen (2000)

window neg

missing legs
the double amputee
winces

……………………. by dagosan (Sept. 11, 2004)

sept-
ember

…………………….. by carolyn hall – Mariposa 5 (2001)

his quiet funeral—
a man who did
most of the talking

………………… by barry george – frogpond XXVIII:1

 

 

 



September 10, 2005

don’t be a stranger

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 8:37 pm

We’re way past due for haiku from attorney-haijin Roberta Beary.  

Here’s her latest contribution to The Heron’s Nest (Sept. 2005):

 

 




cut grass
i sweep away
summer’s end

 

 

And, here’s a sneak peek at her winning poem — which will   “Snapshots2006”

appear in February, in the Snapshots Press 2006 Haiku Calendar:

 

 








snowed in
the dog clicks
from room to room


 

Finally, rather than merely skimming off the concluding senryu

from Roberta’s haibun, stranger danger (Frogpond XXVIII:2, 2005),

I want to share the entire piece with you (the first haibun presented

in its entirety at f/k/a):

 

ooh  

 



                         stranger danger

 

IN SCHOOL THEY WARN YOU about stranger danger beware

of all the people you don’t know don’t walk near the bushes keep

to the open street watch out for vans with sliding doors at home

keep the door locked don’t open up for strangers and they leave

out the part about the one with you in a place where no locks

can save you for years too long to count



funeral over

the deadbolt

slides into place

 



Robert Beary

 

 

 

 





 

outdoor art show —

watching the people

and the river

 

 

 

mouseArtisteS

 





on display:

her paintings

and her navel

 [Sept. 10, 2005]

 

 

potluck


tiny check   With just two sentences, an article in today’s New York Times sent a shiver

down my spine (“But I Just Want to know, where’s my baby?” Sept. 10, 2005):


On Thursday and Friday alone, the National Center for Missing and

Exploited Children received 500 new cases of parents looking for children

or vice versa, bringing the number of reports in its Hurricane Katrina

database to 1,500.

Of the center’s cases, 258 have been successfully resolved.


 

tiny check As you may have noticed, I’m easily entertained by the contents of

my Referer and Keyword Activity pages.   I hope you feel the same

way.  The following entries went onto the Inadvertent Searchee Page

this evening:

 

Sept. 10, 2005


issa blind date>  I’m not sure that our beloved Kobayashi Issa ever wrote a

haiku about a blind date, but dagosan did, and it garnered the #1 spot, out of

51,000 results in a Google Search.  Our post a Google blind date was the 2nd

result.   As soon as David Lanoue’s Issa Website is back online — it’s on the

Xavier University webserver in New Orleans — I shall search “blind date” and

check it out.  Meanwhile, f/k/a misses our frequent Issa-fixes compliments of

Prof. Lanoue.

 

catholic common law marriage> A post about Judge Roberts’ Catholicism landed

us the #2 result, out of about 3.5 million, in the Google Search.   This is one of

those queries that makes me wonder just what the searcher was seeking.  The #1

result is an excerpt by Ammon Hennacy, from his Book of Ammon, in which he

mentions once seeking annulment by the church of his common law marriage. 

Hennacy was an anarchist and self-proclaimed radical follower of Christ, and the

Chapter, “On Leaving the Catholic Church” is quite interesting.

 

 ,dog black good doggy>  Due to its headline — good doggy: pit bull good for business —

one of  our posts about the Florida Bar’s battle against the 1-800-PIT BULL marketing 

program is the #2 result out of 1.9 million in this Google query.  Very good doggy. 

 

Sept. 9, 2005


closed eyelids>  This haiku by dagosan on Sept. 1st landed us in the #1 spot, out

of 1.9 million Google Search results:





supine under blue skies —

behind closed eyelids

a blood-red ocean

 

 

Sept. 8, 2005


Shakespeare about Lawyers> We worked hard for our #2 position, out of 1,460,000

results in this Yahoo! Search.  What’s more interesting is the #1 result — which is the

instruction sheet for the law school course “Shakespeare for Lawyers,” from Prof.

Sodeman at the University of Toledo Law School.   Here’s the meat of the sheet,

which raises a number of issues on a number of fronts (which I shall leave for our

readers to spot); the emphasis was in the original:


masks neg

 

“As you read watch for three things. First, is there law in the text.

Shakespeare wrote at the time when Lord Coke was codifying English

Common Law. Shakespeare was legally adept. Second look for quotable

Shakespeare. He was adept with words as well. Adept does not do it justice.

He had genius which many wise attorneys have borrowed. Third, ask how

the play explains our [legal] world in 2004. Four hundred years after they

were written the plays still seem timeless explanations of the human condition.

 

“The grading! Half of the grade will be based on participation in class. It is,  

after all, a theater arts class. Participation is defined here as response when

called on. Some folks are naturally outgoing and talk a lot. Others, like Justice

Thomas, do not ask many questions. Comments and discussion are always

welcome but to keep a level playing field I will base my grading on response to

my prompting. Everyone will be called on to respond. The other half of the grade

will be based on the exam. It will not be take home. There will be one essay

question. One hour will be allowed. The answer is limited to two sheets each

with 28 lines (answer sheets will be provided). You will need your copies of the

plays covered, a pen (black or blue ink) and class notes are permitted.

(just one Ed. note: “two sheets each with 28 lines”?!)

 

 

“emphasis added” +judge>  We had the #1 and #2 results out of 1.9 million in this Google

search.  It’s difficult to understand how we snuck in ahead of the BigBlawgers, who surely

use the keywords in question a lot — perhaps quoting Judge Posner did it. 

 

 

pawn horiz

 

 

dagosan’s scrapbook — September 2005

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 1:05 am

 


– below are haiku and senryu written by “dagosan”, this weblog’s Editor, David A. Giacalone. most have been on the Home Page, some are outtakes and rewrites. each is a work in progress. i hope they show improvement over time and encourage others to try writing haiku –


 – click here for dagosan’s archive index


 


 










fine print on her t-shirt –

she glares at me

for squinting

 

[Sept. 30, 2005]  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

autumn crosswalk         

leaves and a garbage can

hurry past

 



[Sept. 29, 2005]

 


 


 


 


 


 









for two weeks,

one lone duck at the river–

death or divorce?

 

 

                          [Sept. 28, 2005]

 

 

 

 

 


three-years’ worth

of cobwebs — first,

he dusts off the Swiffer

 

 

                  [Sept. 27, 2005]

 


 


 


 





“can I ask you a question?”

“you just did” –

the law student ducks

 

 

              [Sept. 27, 2005]

 









 



not quite October:

holly wreaths fill 

the sweet corn bins


              [Sept. 26, 2005]

 

 

 

 

 

 


“they change color and fall off”

the grandkid explains

leaves and hairs

 

 

                   [Sept. 25, 2005]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Riverside Faire

one white balloon

floats past two brown ducks

 

 

[Sept. 24, 2005]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


another 

big hurricane  –

holding my breath

 



                          [Sept. 23, 2005]

 

 

 

 

 

 



“duck pond” 

the geese gang

have the most turf

                                  [Sept. 22, 2005]  








 

 

 

 

 

first day of fall

     pumpkin pie

           from scratch

 

 

 

 





autumn equinox–

biting into

the last moon cake

 

 

 

 

autumn equinox —

awaking to

summer’s last cricket

 

 

[Sept. 21, 2005]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

five crew sculls

dance with the sun —

the duck never looks up


 

[Sept. 21, 2005]  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



scraping and scraping

his shoe —

curses for a nameless cur

 

 

 

 

the rose garden past its peak —

bending to sniff,

his bald spot shows

 

 

[Sept. 19, 2005]  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


city street corner –

the cricket, and I

and the harvest moon

 

[Sept. 18, 2005]

 

 

 

 


three-headed stranger  –

on his shoulders a pumpkin

and a harvest moon 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

double-dribble —

harvest moon hanging

on the rim

 

 

 

 

 

 

harvest moon tonight  —

the hostess stares

at the cloud cover 

 

 

 

 

 

 

throwing stones at the

full orange moon —

the river recomposes

 

 

 

 

 






a nightlight

for our Gulf Coast friends —

Harvest Moon 2005

 

 

 

 


night game —

bocce balls kissing

the harvest moon

 

 

[Sept. 17, 2005]

 

 

 

 

 

bocce party tonight —


first, a round of

pooper scooping

 

 

[Sept. 16, 2005]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a crack of lightning —

a dash

to unplug the computer

 

[Sept. 15, 2005]

 

 

 









two-thirds      

of a harvest moon –

called out stealing home

 

[Sept. 14, 2005]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


H-O-R-S-E!

the ten-year-old

lets dad win

 

                          [Sept. 13, 2005]






 

 

 

long red light–

she dusts

the dashboard

 

 

[Sept. 11, 2005]







 


outdoor art show —

watching the people

and the river

 

 

 

 





on display:

her paintings

and her navel

 [Sept. 10, 2005]

 

 

 

 

outdoor art show —

three agnostics pray

the rain will stop 

 

 

 

                  [Sept. 9, 2005]

 


 


migraine —

blue sky

behind closed blinds

 

 

                  [Sept. 8, 2005]






 

 

 

 

 

 

new kindergarten class  —

hiccupping sobs

from several moms

 

                [Sept. 7, 2005]

 

 

 

 

 


waking up from Labor Day–

the birdsong and breezes

of Spring

 

 

                          [Sept. 6, 2005]

 


 


law office picnic —

the ump consults

his Blackberry

 

                          [Sept. 5, 2005]

 


lazy slugs —

one in the hammock

watching one on the ground

 

                            [Sept. 3, 2005]

 


 


 




after Hurricane Kristina:


 



waving from rooftops —

another party

in the French Quarter?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Labor Day cookout:

no one brought

the hotdogs

 

 

 

 

 

convention center —

potty parity

in New Orleans


 

 

 

 

treading water:

“keep your chin up”

he says

 

 

 

[Sept. 2, 2005]

 


 


 


green lawn under blue sky —

behind closed eyelids

a blood-red ocean


[Sept. 1, 2005]

September 9, 2005

from catnip to Kinky

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 6:19 pm

spring-like day
the cat grapples
with a catnip bird

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Arlington
the tulips
wide open 

 

 







umbrella

 







rain-streaked windows
    how to paint
    the finch’s song

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sunlit shallows

a frog burrows deeper

into the mud

 



 

froglegs    Carolyn Hall 

“sunlit shallows” –  Snapshots  #10 (2004)

spring-like day” – The Heron’s Nest (2004)

Arlington” & “rain-streaked windows” – The Heron’s Nest (Sept. 2005) 

 

 

 





outdoor art show —

three agnostics pray

the rain will stop 

 

 

 

                  [Sept. 9, 2005]

 

 

potluck


tiny check Lyin’s Din?    Evan Schaeffer has posted about his adventures at the 

AEI Wednesday panel “The $253 Million Vioxx Verdict: What Does It Mean?”

Evan says he Survived the Lion’s Den, where he was the lone “plaintiff’s lawyer”

on the panel, but was treated graciously by his hosts, including Ted Frank.  Evan

has compiled related links (but offered no juicy gossip, beyond relaying that Dan

Troy of Sidley Austin seemed visibly upset with Evan).

 

KinkyLogo  This morning, I lingered at the official website of Kinky Friedman‘s

Independent campaign to be the governor of Texas, along with his accompanying

weblog.   It’s no surprise that Kinky, known for his Utopia Animal Rescue Ranch, 

is working hard to help animals in need after Katrina.  He’ll be raising money for the

cause during a House Party Across Texas, on Sept. 16th and 17th.    

 

At the KINKY Friedman: Why the Hell Not? weblog, there’s A Message from Kinky 

(Sept. 8, 2005) that I believe is worth repeating here:



A Message from Kinky  

 

I wish to express my sincerest sympathy to those who lost

loved ones, homes, jobs or hope as a result of hurricane Katrina.  

 

We should keep in mind that from every tragedy emerges valuable

knowledge for our future, allowing us to correct those things that

didn’t work as well as they might have. There also arises a Phoenix-

like renewal of faith in the human spirit, when people give of themselves

and their resources to help.   . . .

 

I cannot imagine a United States without New Orleans. As a Texan,

I look forward to the rebuilding of our neighbor with its great fun, food,

 music and culture.

 

God bless the people and animals of New Orleans.

 

s/Kinky Friedman,

Independent Candidate for Texas Governor 2006

There’s a lot of political insight and hijinx from the Kinkster at the website.  So far, though,

they haven’t adopted my suggested motto: Kinky: He puts the goober in gubernatorial!


 

                                                                                                                                             kinky pix  KinkyMug 2

 

 

September 8, 2005

sortapundit is ACD’d after arrest for haiku abuse

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 7:39 pm

We take our job of Haiku Sheriff about as seriously as anything we do
here at f/k/a. Indeed, we were honored when MansfieldFox dubbed us
The Haiku Police. The role usually means issuing summonses and
warnings to webloggers who perpetrate and perpetuate the myth that
anything written in 5-7-5-syllable form is haiku. (See, is it or ain’t it haiku?,
also here and there; find a quick definition of haiku at the foot of this
post.)

Yesterday, we found a particularly odious example of haiku abuse at copLightN
The 155th Carnival of the Vanities, hosted at Keith Taylor’s sortapundit.
Keith decided to present “each entry this week as a haiku, the Japanese
form of poetry consisting of three lines of 5, 7 and 5 syllables.” Oh, sure,
he did warn that “they are the most shoddy haiku you ever did read,” but
that suggests knowledge aforethough of the crime (genrecide).

The result was a Carnival list which described each submitted posting with
three-lined verse, having 5, 7 and 5 syllables respectively. Exhibits One
and Two are the first two entries:

Doctor Hartline writes
Of Man’s tendency to sin
And God owns our stuff

The librarians
Steal umbrellas, the bastards
Baby Jesus weeps

Clearly, a guilty verdict was going to be a slam dunk for our prosecuting Prof.
Yabut. However, acting as his own advocate, Mr. Taylor presented the
following “Update/Rebuttal,” which brought the Court to tears:

“(Update) David Giacalone correctly points out that these aren’t
genuine haiku but rather verse in the 5-7-5 syllable form that we
unsophisticated westerners often call haiku. You can find a helpful
resource including the criteria for haiku here. Here, though, is my
rebuttal (or refutation, or repudiation. These word things were never
my strong suit. I like to feel the soil). Have you ever tried writing a
haiku about looting of electrical goods in the present tense and including
a reference to the seasons whilst at the same time creating a sense of
harmony and contrast? I can barely dress myself at the best of times.
And at least I didn’t call the plural haikus :)”

That emoticon almost earned Keith a couple days of community service, but
the overall cogency and sincerity of his plea, gained him an ACD (Adjournment in
Contemplation of Dismissal). So long as Keith refrains from repeating his offense
over the next six months, the matter will be dismissed. (Getting the Google cache
scrubbed will be his problem, however).

noYabutsSN For future reference, please note it is virtually
impossible to write real haiku that is attempting
to summarize written material (be it a book, article,
or weblog post). Even the extremely talented and
witty David M. Bader can’t actually make his 17
syllables equal genuine haiku. On the other hand,
his Haiku U., which condenses famous books into
pseudo-haiku, is pretty witty. For example:

Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince
What I learned at court:
Being more feared than loved – good.
Getting poisoned – bad.

As claimed by sortapundit, it can be difficult to write haiku about the Aftermath of
Hurricane Katrina, much less about articles about Katrina (especially while still filled
with anger over governmental inadequacy). We suggest attempting senryuinstead,
as we did in our post a few days ago. An example:

treading water:

“keep your chin up”

he says

 

dagosan

fr ventalone But, seriously: Entire books have been written on the definition of

the haiku genre and related forms of poetry (e.g., see jim kacian’s how-to primer,

with is online here at f/k/a). This description works for me:



Quick Definition of Haiku: Haiku is a “one-breath” poem (no more than 17


syllables, with fewer often being better) that relates nature to human nature,


and usually compares or contrasts a pair of images, which are separated by a


pause. At its best, haiku lets the reader share in the poet’s “haiku moment” —


a moment of insight, wonder or awe.



Quick Definition of Senryu: Senryu is a short poem similar in structure to haiku


but featuring ironic, humorous and/or coarse observations on human nature.

Finally, here’s another excerpt from our postis it or ain’t it haiku?” It is a quotation

from Poet-editor Lee Gurga, in a chapter from Haiku: A Poet’s Guide (2003), titled “Not

Exactly Haiku: Senryu & Zappai” (pp. 55- 58):

“[T]here is a third genre in Japanese practice that includes light verses in haiku-like form written purely as a joke. . . . Zappai means ‘miscellaneous haikai verse’ in Japanese.

 

“Likewise, in the West, poems written in three lines and seventeen syllables, clearly not haiku in tone or feeling, have often been called senryu by those sophisticated enough to to differentiate these verses from true haiku. Even beyond senryu, however, lies that large class of poems writtten in parody of haiku or using the 5–7–5 haiku form and mock-Zen spirit as a vehicle for lowbrow humor. . . .

 

“If a short poem sounds like an aphorism, epigram, proverb, or fortune-cookie wisdom, it is probably zappai. Whether we choose to refer to these kinds of light verse as zappai or pseudohauku, however, is not really important. What is important is that it be understood that, though their authors may choose to call them haiku, they are merely versified ideas in haiku-form, not poems of the haiku genre.

End of today’s sermon. Now, go and sin no more against the haiku spirit [and try to avoid haiku purgatory.]

 

 

p.s. No definition can please everyone. Ed Markowski
points out in a Comment tonight that “zappai” is
considered a separate literary genre in Japan, and
should not be thought of as doggerel or pseudo-haiku.
Of course, the Zappai Police are quite irked by “pseudo-
zappai.” See Richard Gilber & Shinjuke Rollingstone,
Simply Haiku, Spring 2005, The Distinct Brilliance of Zappai.

 

noYabutsS

 

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