An email from SportsEconomist Skip Sauer made me speculate on the purpose of the
NCAA in seeking to eliminate the NIT as a tournament rival. Although a “not-for-profit”
entity, NCAA has a $6.2 billion, 11-year contract with CBS for television and marketing
rights to its tournament. (see our prior post)
The folks who run nominally “non-profit” institutions (can you say “bar & guild“?)
have the incentive to create rules and relationships among their members that will maximize
the income of all those members — especially when they convince themselves that they are
acting for a very good cause, such as education. [Adam Smith’s axiom certainly doesn’t have
an exception for non-profits.] Using market power against potential or actual rival groups, or
eliminating them throughacquisition or entry barriers, is a very good way to maximize income.
Of course, the NCAA’s leaders also have the normal human desire to increase their domain.
Also, responding to my post yesterday, Steve Bainbridge wrote:
“I sort of vaguely recall such a time [when NIT was a vigorous competitor with the
NCAA], but if David’s point is that there ought to be some competition to be stifled
before one concludes that a merger is anit-competitive, I have to agree. Stick a fork
in the NIT; it’s done.”
That’s a little cavalier, even from the perspective of a West Coaster with little empathy for fans in “bballguysNF”
New York City. The fact that the National Invitational Tournament has been reduced over the years —
thanks in great part to the actions and policies of the NCAA — to a mere David competing with tiny
stones against the NCAA Goliath makes a merger investigation even more important. (See the
market concentration section of the DOJ/FTC Horizontal Merger Guidelines; yes, Steve, I know
there were product and geographic market definitions questions in the case.) Clearly, there is still
“some competition” between the two post-season tournaments (as the $40.6 million offer to buy
the NIT suggests), and removing NIT completely will not only extinguish the only current rival, it will
make the likelihood of a new entrant into the pre- or post-season basketball tournament arena
virtually zero.
Of course, ending the litigation also keeps the court from assessing the legality of the NCAA’s
restrictive post-season rules for member schools.
“bBallGuysN” One thing we can all agree on: There’s been too much prose
and not enough poetry at this website lately; Overnight, Ed Markowski
supplied us all with more good haiku and senryu about his beloved game
of basketball and the humans who play it:
Manhattan
the shadow of a skyscraper falls across
the basketball court
Highway One
ten feet up the Sequoia
an orange hoop
long rebound
crossing mid-court
she crosses my mind
Indiana farm
one tractor
three hoops
calligraphy class
the point guard
pens a nike swoosh
ed markowski – for more, see his Comments to
on a related note:
game over
men turn to leave
the tv department
September 14, 2005
not just NIT-picking
September 13, 2005
Roberts Disappoints Bainbridge (and Benedict)
In today’s nomination hearing, Judge John Roberts adopted JFK’s statement
about his Catholicism and his role as a public servant: “I do not speak for my
church on public matters–and the church does not speak for me.” He went
further, when later pressed by Sen. Feinstein, asserting:
“My faith and my religious beliefs do not play a role in my
judging. In judging, I look to the law, I do not look to the Bible,
or other religious source.”
disappointed Pope Benedict XVI and a lot of conservative (“serious“) Catholics.
He certainly disappointed Steve Bainbridge:
“As those who followed my extended debate with David Giacalone
know, I believe that Kennedy’s famous Houston speech was a cop-out
and inconsistent with clear Catholic teaching on the civic responsibilities
of Catholics. This is not to say, of course, that a Catholic judge inevitably
must vote to strike down Roe. As I have emphasized repeatedly, this issue
presents complex moral and judicial ethical issues. I’m just disappointed
(but not especially surprised, I guess, given the politicization of the confir-
mation process) that Roberts so blithely opted for the easy way out.”
Being an advocate of conserving (my) energy whenever possible, I’m disappointed
that I spent so much time (and took such grief) writing on a topic that Judge Roberts
so effortlessly made moot. afterthought (Sept. 14, 2005): I wrote a bit too soon and
too flippantly yesterday. I have not been seeking any particular answer from Judge
Roberts, but have instead been writing to show why the Senate and the public deserve
to know what Roberts sees as the relationship of his devout Catholicism to his judging.
He told us, and although I might have asked the question differently or followed-up, the
issue appears to have be adequately addressed.
I agree with those who say that Roberts has left himself a little wiggle
room on whether stare decisis conclusively precludes the Court deciding
to overturn or significantly limit Roe v. Wade. Every lawyer knows that
giving a rule consideration and deference is far different than giving it the
final say.
update (7PM): Prof. Bainbridge has a good post this
evening at Mirror of Justice explaining why he believes the JFK Houston
Speech conflicts with Church teaching.
If, like myself, you spent a lot of the day listening to the Roberts’ hearing,
you definitely deserve this change of pace (although perhaps not of topic).
Here are four senryu for Lee Gurga:
parading the stallion–
all eyes on
his dangling member
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his side of it
her side of it
winter silence
my dream
awakens me . . .
I wake you
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class reunion–
with my old girlfriend
her girlfriend
from Fresh Scent
antitrusters question NCAA purchase of NIT
In a letter, yesterday, to the Federal Trade Commission, Department of Justice,
and New York Attorney General Spitzer, the American Antitrust Institute called for
investigation of the private antitrust settlement in which the NCAA and the NIT agreed
to merge their tournaments. In its settlement with Metropolitan Intercollegiate Basketball
Association, NCAA agrees to purchase the National Invitational Tournament for $40.5
million, plus $16 million to settle the suit, which is pending in the the SDNY federal
district court. (ESPN.com, “NCAA buys tournaments, ends NIT litigation,” by Andy
Katz, Aug. 17, 2005; Sports Law Blog has a case summary and an analysis of
the settlement; Skip Sauer at Sports Economist has also looked at the case and
the settlement).
In calling for an antitrust merger investigation by one or more of the agencies,
the AAI letter, signed by its Vice President Diana Moss, explains, in part:
Even a cursory look into the proposed settlement raises serious questions
about the health of competition in post-merger markets. For example, the
NCAA would be in a position, post-merger, to impose its “mandatory participation”
rule for both the NIT and its own tournaments. This would erect an insurmountable
barrier to entry into post-season play. In enhancing their market power in acquiring
tournament teams, the NCAA would in turn enjoy significantly more market power
in sales of broadcast rights, sponsorships, concessions, and event tickets. The
proposed deal thus packs a double punch for consumers. Schools would have fewer
options and face potentially non-competitive terms for post-season tournament play.
And sponsors and consumers of the tournament games would potentially face higher
prices.
Based on information that is publicly available, AAI believes that there is a significant
probability that the effect of the proposed merger may be to significantly lessen (or
eliminate entirely) competition between organizers in acquiring men’s Division I basketball
teams for participation in post-season tournaments. NCAA President Myles Brand could
not have said it more succinctly when he noted in regard to the August 16th settlement:
“We’ve now unified post-season basketball.”
The merger would spell an end to the NIT which, once upon a time, was an equally-matched
and vigorous competitor to the NCAA. But a series of actions by the NCAA has diminished
that competition, to the detriment of consumers. The proposed consolidation would further
hurt consumers and preclude the emergence of a stronger rivalry between the NCAA and NIT
(and with respect to new upstarts). An antitrust investigation of the merger could focus on
such key issues as market definition (which was controversial in the MIBA v. NCAA litigation);
the significant potential for unilateral exercise of market power; and the entry barriers created
by the merger. Moreover, the inquiry should extend to the likely effects of the merger on pre
season tournaments by giving the NCAA the “green light” to enact a pending rule that
would replace independent tournaments with events the NCAA can control.
(Sept. 13, 2005)
Of course, few readers of this weblog are old enough to remember the time when the NIT “was
an equally-matched and vigorous competitor to the NCAA.”
update (Sept. 14, 2005): See our follow-up, not just NIT-picking.
the bounce
of raindrops
on the basketball
Frogpond XXIII:3 (2000)
boy shooting baskets–
deep snow piled
all around him
from Fresh Scent
p.s. Hey, haijin, how about some basketball
haiku and senryu?
update (7 PM): Our Haiku Hotdog Ed Markowski has
already provided us with a benchful of haiku and senryu.
See this Comment. Here are three of ’em:
city moon
my basketball flattened
by a shard of glass
stiff march wind
the sound
of an airball
game winning shot
the big man
palms my head
“BBallHoop”
September 12, 2005
roberts’ umpire analogy
In his opening remarks today, John Roberts told the Senate Judiciary Committee that he has no personal agenda. He compared the work of a Supreme Court justice to that of a baseball umpire, saying:
“I will remember that it’s my job to call balls or strikes, and not to pitch or bat.”
Seems to me, each umpire has an awful lot of discretion determining the strike zone — based on personal preference, often fickle, and with no appeal. In the Supreme Court League, there aren’t that many pitches that go straight down the middle.
beer league softball
the umpire fastens
her chest protectorout!safe!out!safe!theumpandthemanageroneshadow
… by Ed Markowski
update: Over at Volokh Conspiracy, Jim Lindgren has some similar and telling remarks. (via Prof. B) Also, thoughts online wants to know “what’s roberts’ strikezone?”
p.s. I prefer Blind Justice to a Blind Umpire. And, I have to wonder how a supposedly all-star issue-spotter missed seeing the lameness of this umpire analogy.
update (Sept. 17, 2005): On Sept. 13, Sen. Cornyn questioned Judge Roberts on his umpire anlaogy and philosophy, using Jim Lindgren’s framework. The interchange is a good one, and is reproduced here over at the Volokh Conspiracy. Roberts says he would agree with the second umpire who says “some are balls and some are strikes, and I call them the way I see them.” Roberts explains: “I guess I liked the one in the middle, because I do think there are right answers. . . . . And I think there is meaning [in the Constitution] and I think there is meaning in your legislation. And the job of a good judge is to do as good a job as possible to get the right answer.” That man is sharp and articulate — and always well-prepared.
update (Aug. 3, 2008): The topic of judge-as-umpire has been taken up again almost 4 years later at The Volokh Conspiracy. (via Scott Greenfield at Simple Justice, who yells from the cheap seats: Your Honor, you had to be there to call that pitch!)
second thoughts about sunscreen?
You knew this was coming (Harvard Magazine, “Too Much Sunscreen?,”
by Craig Lambert, Sept-Oct. 2005):
[A]ccording to a new theory, sealing our skins off from the sun
may cause more cancer deaths than it prevents.
“Associate professor of medicine Edward Giovannucci notes
that UV-B radiation, the source of suntan and sunburn, is also
the component of sunlight that enables human skin . . . to
synthesize the “sunshine vitamin” —D— used by every type
of cell in the human body. Animal research has associated a
lack of vitamin D with multiple sclerosis, osteoporosis, and
pathological processes that underlie several forms of cancer,
including those of the colon, breast, prostate, and digestive tract,
such as stomach cancer. “If you look at these cancers as a group,”
says Giovannucci, who is also a professor of nutrition and epidemiology
at the Harvard School of Public Health, “you’ll see that 30 people die of
these cancers for every one who dies of skin cancer.” . . .
“Giovannucci acknowledges that the evidence for these theories is
still weak: there has not been a good double-blind controlled study, lasting
perhaps 20 years, that compares people getting sun exposure to a placebo
group. “But almost every other bit of evidence suggests that vitamin D is
beneficial,” he says. “More sun, and higher rates of vitamin D, correlate with
fewer cancers. It might ultimately prevent only a fraction, perhaps 30 percent,
of those cancers it seems to affect. But that would still be vastly more cases
than any skin cancers it causes. I don’t recommend that people go out and
get sunburned—use common sense. But if the studies hold up, vitamin D will
be a relatively important factor, since it affects such a large number of cancers.
It may be time to rethink the message we are sending about sunlight.”
The beetle I righted
flies straight into
a cobweb
earplugs
now my heart is
too loud
from Almost Unseen
as the spider
goes down the drain
a second thought
Mom’s sunburnt back…
first the youngest touches it,
then the eldest
from School’s Out
no answers
the finished letter
in the envelope…
taken out again
on hold
branches in the window
wave wildly
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cell phones
they find each other
in the mall
lingering in bed
the ceiling
has no answers
from Upstate Dim Sum (2004/I)
potluck
I had the NPR coverage of the Roberts’ hearings on from
the opening to the close today. Talk about lost opportunity costs —
even three Legal Underground coffee mugfuls of caffeine could not
forestall a nap after lunch. Any of the Judiciary Committee Senators
who thought they’d grab the spotlight today with their opening remarks
were deluding themselves.
Speaking of coffee, I followed a pointer from Dave Gulbransen
and Blawg Review 23, to Mediation Mensch, making it my first-timer weblog
for this week. Having been a mediation pioneer in my local area, I was very
interested in what Bostonian Dina Beach Lynch had to say. Sadly, I was
disappointed. First, Dina has not had a post since August 3rd. More important,
her discussion “Do You Want to Be Starbucks or Seven-Eleven?“ brought
back all the qualms about branding (and luring the “quality” client) that I
raised in Brand Lex and related posts. Lynch says her mediation practice
offers “affordable conflict resolution resource,” but she wants to offer the
ambiance of Starbucks, with its prices — and never even mentions whether
Seven-Eleven has good coffee.
Katrina News: Last Friday, I was very impressed with the viewers
of the NY Capital Region’s public radio station WAMC. We don’t have the
population base of a major metropolitan area, but the station received over
half a million dollars in donations for Hurricane Katrina relief in less than 8
hours of on-air solicitation. There were 4236 callers. A lot of people care a lot.
Prof. Bainbridge is looking for humorous legal rules of thumb.
You must have an exact quote and a link. Make your contribution.
david ‘Haiku Guy’ lanoue is safe in omaha
Ever since Katrina hit, we’ve been concerned about our f/k/a friend,
Haiku Guy David G. Lanoue — an English literature professor at Xavier
University, in New Orleans. I’ve been visiting his Kobayashi Issa site
daily, in the hope that it would be back on line. Today, I checked his
Haiku Guy webste, which features his novels and books of criticism,
and was relieved to find this message from David:
We’re OK Kathleen and I evaculated New Orleans
before Hurricane Katrina hit. We made it up to my parents’ home
in Omaha.
My university is closed for the time being, which means my
Issa website and the Issa haiku-a-day service are down . .
I feel lucky, blessed, and heartbroken all at once. So many lost
everything, so many friends still MIA.
the city Care forgot
is drowning, Care
remembered
I’m thrilled David and Kathleen are fine. Of course, I’m going to miss my
Issa fix — which so often adds color to our posts. But, I hope this academic
downtime will allow David to finish his current novel Haiku Wars (read the
first chapter here) and translate even more poems by Kobayashi Issa.
Here are a few haiku and senryu from David Lanoue:
somebody’s little sister
Bourbon Street
stripper
lone church steeple
a rocket
to sunset
no direction is wrong
arms
of the oak
“somebody’s little sister” – Haiku Guy: a novel (2000)
“lone church steeple” & “no direction” – World Haiku Assn bio page
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it’s “terrible two’s” for Prof. B
Last May, when f/k/a had its Second Blogiversary, we said:
“Just about everybody who’s anybody has already had his or her
2nd (or third) weblog anniversary.” Well, Steve Bainbridge was
one very big somebody whose weblog had not yet reached the
ripe age of two.
“blowcandlesN” As of yesterday, though, Prof. Bainbridge.com officially
in temper tantrums or bed-wetting episodes. The experts advise an
escalating response when two-year-olds behave badly — Distraction,
Separation, Explanation, Compromise, and (only if he‘s likely to hurt
himself) Punishment. I’m not one of those Liberals who believes in
spoiling kids. Nonetheless, I’m inclined to cut Prof. B a bit more slack,
as he goes through this next developmental stage. .
Congratulations, Steve, and thanks for keeping your weblog interesting
and provocative! That’s no Snow job.
they crinkle
when he’s restless —
the two-year old’s plastic sheets
dagosan [Sept. 11, 2005]
empty bottle
a few words
I would like to take back
from Upstate Dim Sum (2002/I)
two much!
p.s. On an almost-totally unrelated note, the American Antitrust Institute
has released Comments by Prof. Beth Farmer of Penn State, which were
sent last week to Sen. Arlen Specter on Nominee John Roberts and Antitrust
After going through the available record, Prof. Farmer recommended that
AAI take no position on the nomination as Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
She concluded:
“In general, Judge Roberts’s judicial record in antitrust cases is thin,
his experience as an antitrust litigator and appellate advocate appears
typical of large firm practice, the positions argued in these cases appear
to be within the mainstream of modern antitrust argument, and his scholarly
publications on competition issues are limited. The public record available
to me does not indicate that Judge Roberts harbors a radical view of antitrust,
or indeed that competition law has been one of his specialties. Members of the
advisory board may have worked with Judge Roberts as expert witnesses, co-
counsel or opposing counsel during his career in private practice and with the
Justice Department, and may be able to offer more opinions on his likely record
in future antitrust cases. Based on the record discussed below, I do not recommend
that AAI take any position on this nomination to the Supreme Court.”
the old priest dines
his wine
just wine
from the thin curve
September 11, 2005
where we left it
trail’s end —
the taste of wild onion
still sharp on my tongue
gathering driftwood
where the forest meets the shore
wild violets
quiet house–
the chess game
where we left it
“trail’s end” The Heron’s Nest (Sept. 2005)
“gathering driftwood” – Alaska Haiku Soc’y; Modern Haiku XXXII:1, 2001)
“quiet house” – New Resonance 3; Haiku Light 2001
novel Everything Is Illuminated – despite the casting of the ever-wooden Elijah
Wood in the lead role. Charlie Rose had a good interview Friday night (Sept. 10,
2005) with first-time director Liev Schreiber, who also wrote the screenplay.
I enjoyed the George Stephanopoulos interviews with Sen. Barack Obama
Obama stressed the Administration’s inability to empathize with the poor — in
their everyday lives and when faced with disasters. The Dalai Lama emphasized
the need to stay calm and stay hopeful, despite facing great trauma.
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9/11/2005
still remembering . . . . . . . . . .
are we learning?
after her death
composing roses
instead of words
………………….. by Pamela Miller Ness – from “where the lily was”
against the tombstone
with the faded name
homeless man rests……………………………….. by George Swede – Almost Unseen (2000)

missing legs
the double amputee
winces
……………………. by dagosan (Sept. 11, 2004)
sept-
ember…………………….. by carolyn hall – Mariposa 5 (2001)
his quiet funeral—
a man who did
most of the talking
………………… by barry george – frogpond XXVIII:1
September 10, 2005
don’t be a stranger
We’re way past due for haiku from attorney-haijin Roberta Beary.
Here’s her latest contribution to The Heron’s Nest (Sept. 2005):
cut grass
i sweep away
summer’s end
And, here’s a sneak peek at her winning poem — which will “Snapshots2006”
appear in February, in the Snapshots Press 2006 Haiku Calendar:
snowed in
the dog clicks
from room to room
Finally, rather than merely skimming off the concluding senryu
from Roberta’s haibun, stranger danger (Frogpond XXVIII:2, 2005),
I want to share the entire piece with you (the first haibun presented
in its entirety at f/k/a):
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stranger danger
IN SCHOOL THEY WARN YOU about stranger danger beware
of all the people you don’t know don’t walk near the bushes keep
to the open street watch out for vans with sliding doors at home
keep the door locked don’t open up for strangers and they leave
out the part about the one with you in a place where no locks
can save you for years too long to count
funeral over
the deadbolt
slides into place
Robert Beary
from dagosan:
outdoor art show —
watching the people
and the river
on display:
her paintings
and her navel
[Sept. 10, 2005]
With just two sentences, an article in today’s New York Times sent a shiver
down my spine (“But I Just Want to know, where’s my baby?” Sept. 10, 2005):
On Thursday and Friday alone, the National Center for Missing and
Exploited Children received 500 new cases of parents looking for children
or vice versa, bringing the number of reports in its Hurricane Katrina
database to 1,500.
Of the center’s cases, 258 have been successfully resolved.
As you may have noticed, I’m easily entertained by the contents of
my Referer and Keyword Activity pages. I hope you feel the same
way. The following entries went onto the Inadvertent Searchee Page
this evening:
Sept. 10, 2005
issa blind date> I’m not sure that our beloved Kobayashi Issa ever wrote a
haiku about a blind date, but dagosan did, and it garnered the #1 spot, out of
51,000 results in a Google Search. Our post a Google blind date was the 2nd
result. As soon as David Lanoue’s Issa Website is back online — it’s on the
Xavier University webserver in New Orleans — I shall search “blind date” and
check it out. Meanwhile, f/k/a misses our frequent Issa-fixes compliments of
Prof. Lanoue.
catholic common law marriage> A post about Judge Roberts’ Catholicism landed
us the #2 result, out of about 3.5 million, in the Google Search. This is one of
those queries that makes me wonder just what the searcher was seeking. The #1
result is an excerpt by Ammon Hennacy, from his Book of Ammon, in which he
mentions once seeking annulment by the church of his common law marriage.
Hennacy was an anarchist and self-proclaimed radical follower of Christ, and the
Chapter, “On Leaving the Catholic Church” is quite interesting.
one of our posts about the Florida Bar’s battle against the 1-800-PIT BULL marketing
program is the #2 result out of 1.9 million in this Google query. Very good doggy.
Sept. 9, 2005
closed eyelids> This haiku by dagosan on Sept. 1st landed us in the #1 spot, out
of 1.9 million Google Search results:
supine under blue skies —
behind closed eyelids
a blood-red ocean
Sept. 8, 2005
Shakespeare about Lawyers> We worked hard for our #2 position, out of 1,460,000
results in this Yahoo! Search. What’s more interesting is the #1 result — which is the
instruction sheet for the law school course “Shakespeare for Lawyers,” from Prof.
Sodeman at the University of Toledo Law School. Here’s the meat of the sheet,
which raises a number of issues on a number of fronts (which I shall leave for our
readers to spot); the emphasis was in the original:
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“As you read watch for three things. First, is there law in the text.
Shakespeare wrote at the time when Lord Coke was codifying English
Common Law. Shakespeare was legally adept. Second look for quotable
Shakespeare. He was adept with words as well. Adept does not do it justice.
He had genius which many wise attorneys have borrowed. Third, ask how
the play explains our [legal] world in 2004. Four hundred years after they
were written the plays still seem timeless explanations of the human condition.
“The grading! Half of the grade will be based on participation in class. It is,
after all, a theater arts class. Participation is defined here as response when
called on. Some folks are naturally outgoing and talk a lot. Others, like Justice
Thomas, do not ask many questions. Comments and discussion are always
welcome but to keep a level playing field I will base my grading on response to
my prompting. Everyone will be called on to respond. The other half of the grade
will be based on the exam. It will not be take home. There will be one essay
question. One hour will be allowed. The answer is limited to two sheets each
with 28 lines (answer sheets will be provided). You will need your copies of the
plays covered, a pen (black or blue ink) and class notes are permitted.
(just one Ed. note: “two sheets each with 28 lines”?!)
“emphasis added” +judge> We had the #1 and #2 results out of 1.9 million in this Google
search. It’s difficult to understand how we snuck in ahead of the BigBlawgers, who surely
use the keywords in question a lot — perhaps quoting Judge Posner did it.
dagosan’s scrapbook — September 2005
– below are haiku and senryu written by “dagosan”, this weblog’s Editor, David A. Giacalone. most have been on the Home Page, some are outtakes and rewrites. each is a work in progress. i hope they show improvement over time and encourage others to try writing haiku –
– click here for dagosan’s archive index –
fine print on her t-shirt –
she glares at me
for squinting
[Sept. 30, 2005]
autumn crosswalk
leaves and a garbage can
hurry past
[Sept. 29, 2005]
for two weeks,
one lone duck at the river–
death or divorce?
[Sept. 28, 2005]
three-years’ worth
of cobwebs — first,
he dusts off the Swiffer
[Sept. 27, 2005]
“can I ask you a question?”
“you just did” –
the law student ducks
[Sept. 27, 2005]
not quite October:
holly wreaths fill
the sweet corn bins
[Sept. 26, 2005]
“they change color and fall off”
the grandkid explains
leaves and hairs
[Sept. 25, 2005]
Riverside Faire
one white balloon
floats past two brown ducks
[Sept. 24, 2005]
another
big hurricane –
holding my breath
[Sept. 23, 2005]
“duck pond”
the geese gang
have the most turf
[Sept. 22, 2005]
first day of fall
pumpkin pie
from scratch
autumn equinox–
biting into
the last moon cake
autumn equinox —
awaking to
summer’s last cricket
[Sept. 21, 2005]
five crew sculls
dance with the sun —
the duck never looks up
[Sept. 21, 2005]
scraping and scraping
his shoe —
curses for a nameless cur
the rose garden past its peak —
bending to sniff,
his bald spot shows
[Sept. 19, 2005]
city street corner –
the cricket, and I
and the harvest moon
[Sept. 18, 2005]
three-headed stranger –
on his shoulders a pumpkin
and a harvest moon
double-dribble —
harvest moon hanging
on the rim
harvest moon tonight —
the hostess stares
at the cloud cover
throwing stones at the
full orange moon —
the river recomposes
a nightlight
for our Gulf Coast friends —
Harvest Moon 2005
night game —
bocce balls kissing
the harvest moon
[Sept. 17, 2005]
bocce party tonight —
first, a round of
pooper scooping
[Sept. 16, 2005]
a crack of lightning —
a dash
to unplug the computer
[Sept. 15, 2005]
two-thirds
of a harvest moon –
called out stealing home
[Sept. 14, 2005]
H-O-R-S-E!
the ten-year-old
lets dad win
[Sept. 13, 2005]
long red light–
she dusts
the dashboard
[Sept. 11, 2005]
outdoor art show —
watching the people
and the river
on display:
her paintings
and her navel
[Sept. 10, 2005]
outdoor art show —
three agnostics pray
the rain will stop
[Sept. 9, 2005]
migraine —
blue sky
behind closed blinds
[Sept. 8, 2005]
new kindergarten class —
hiccupping sobs
from several moms
[Sept. 7, 2005]
waking up from Labor Day–
the birdsong and breezes
of Spring
[Sept. 6, 2005]
law office picnic —
the ump consults
his Blackberry
[Sept. 5, 2005]
lazy slugs —
one in the hammock
watching one on the ground
[Sept. 3, 2005]
after Hurricane Kristina:
waving from rooftops —
another party
in the French Quarter?
Labor Day cookout:
no one brought
the hotdogs
convention center —
potty parity
in New Orleans
treading water:
“keep your chin up”
he says
[Sept. 2, 2005]
green lawn under blue sky —
behind closed eyelids
a blood-red ocean
[Sept. 1, 2005]
September 9, 2005
from catnip to Kinky
spring-like day
the cat grapples
with a catnip bird
Arlington
the tulips
wide open
rain-streaked windows
how to paint
the finch’s song
sunlit shallows
a frog burrows deeper
into the mud
“sunlit shallows” – Snapshots #10 (2004)
“spring-like day” – The Heron’s Nest (2004)
“Arlington” & “rain-streaked windows” – The Heron’s Nest (Sept. 2005)
from dagosan:
outdoor art show —
three agnostics pray
the rain will stop
[Sept. 9, 2005]
Lyin’s Din? Evan Schaeffer has posted about his adventures at the
AEI Wednesday panel “The $253 Million Vioxx Verdict: What Does It Mean?”
Evan says he Survived the Lion’s Den, where he was the lone “plaintiff’s lawyer”
on the panel, but was treated graciously by his hosts, including Ted Frank. Evan
has compiled related links (but offered no juicy gossip, beyond relaying that Dan
Troy of Sidley Austin seemed visibly upset with Evan).
This morning, I lingered at the official website of Kinky Friedman‘s
Independent campaign to be the governor of Texas, along with his accompanying
weblog. It’s no surprise that Kinky, known for his Utopia Animal Rescue Ranch,
is working hard to help animals in need after Katrina. He’ll be raising money for the
cause during a House Party Across Texas, on Sept. 16th and 17th.
At the KINKY Friedman: Why the Hell Not? weblog, there’s A Message from Kinky
(Sept. 8, 2005) that I believe is worth repeating here:
A Message from Kinky
I wish to express my sincerest sympathy to those who lost
loved ones, homes, jobs or hope as a result of hurricane Katrina.
We should keep in mind that from every tragedy emerges valuable
knowledge for our future, allowing us to correct those things that
didn’t work as well as they might have. There also arises a Phoenix-
like renewal of faith in the human spirit, when people give of themselves
and their resources to help. . . .
I cannot imagine a United States without New Orleans. As a Texan,
I look forward to the rebuilding of our neighbor with its great fun, food,
music and culture.
God bless the people and animals of New Orleans.
s/Kinky Friedman,
Independent Candidate for Texas Governor 2006
There’s a lot of political insight and hijinx from the Kinkster at the website. So far, though,
they haven’t adopted my suggested motto: Kinky: He puts the goober in gubernatorial!
September 8, 2005
sortapundit is ACD’d after arrest for haiku abuse
We take our job of Haiku Sheriff about as seriously as anything we do
here at f/k/a. Indeed, we were honored when MansfieldFox dubbed us
The Haiku Police. The role usually means issuing summonses and
warnings to webloggers who perpetrate and perpetuate the myth that
anything written in 5-7-5-syllable form is haiku. (See, is it or ain’t it haiku?,
also here and there; find a quick definition of haiku at the foot of this
post.)Yesterday, we found a particularly odious example of haiku abuse at
The 155th Carnival of the Vanities, hosted at Keith Taylor’s sortapundit.
Keith decided to present “each entry this week as a haiku, the Japanese
form of poetry consisting of three lines of 5, 7 and 5 syllables.” Oh, sure,
he did warn that “they are the most shoddy haiku you ever did read,” but
that suggests knowledge aforethough of the crime (genrecide).The result was a Carnival list which described each submitted posting with
three-lined verse, having 5, 7 and 5 syllables respectively. Exhibits One
and Two are the first two entries:Doctor Hartline writes
Of Man’s tendency to sin
And God owns our stuff
The librarians
Steal umbrellas, the bastards
Baby Jesus weepsClearly, a guilty verdict was going to be a slam dunk for our prosecuting Prof.
Yabut. However, acting as his own advocate, Mr. Taylor presented the
following “Update/Rebuttal,” which brought the Court to tears:“(Update) David Giacalone correctly points out that these aren’t
genuine haiku but rather verse in the 5-7-5 syllable form that we
unsophisticated westerners often call haiku. You can find a helpful
resource including the criteria for haiku here. Here, though, is my
rebuttal (or refutation, or repudiation. These word things were never
my strong suit. I like to feel the soil). Have you ever tried writing a
haiku about looting of electrical goods in the present tense and including
a reference to the seasons whilst at the same time creating a sense of
harmony and contrast? I can barely dress myself at the best of times.
And at least I didn’t call the plural haikus :)”That emoticon almost earned Keith a couple days of community service, but
the overall cogency and sincerity of his plea, gained him an ACD (Adjournment in
Contemplation of Dismissal). So long as Keith refrains from repeating his offense
over the next six months, the matter will be dismissed. (Getting the Google cache
scrubbed will be his problem, however).
For future reference, please note it is virtually
impossible to write real haiku that is attempting
to summarize written material (be it a book, article,
or weblog post). Even the extremely talented and
witty David M. Bader can’t actually make his 17
syllables equal genuine haiku. On the other hand,
his Haiku U., which condenses famous books into
pseudo-haiku, is pretty witty. For example:
Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince What I learned at court:
Being more feared than loved – good.
Getting poisoned – bad.As claimed by sortapundit, it can be difficult to write haiku about the Aftermath of
Hurricane Katrina, much less about articles about Katrina (especially while still filled
with anger over governmental inadequacy). We suggest attempting “senryu” instead,
as we did in our post a few days ago. An example:
treading water:
“keep your chin up”
he says
dagosan
To prove it can be done, see the photo-haiku
“blues for New Orleans” by Paul Mena and Mary
Melodee Mena at haikupoet.com.
But, seriously: Entire books have been written on the definition of
the haiku genre and related forms of poetry (e.g., see jim kacian’s how-to primer,
with is online here at f/k/a). This description works for me:
Quick Definition of Haiku: Haiku is a “one-breath” poem (no more than 17
syllables, with fewer often being better) that relates nature to human nature,
and usually compares or contrasts a pair of images, which are separated by a
pause. At its best, haiku lets the reader share in the poet’s “haiku moment” —
a moment of insight, wonder or awe.
Quick Definition of Senryu: Senryu is a short poem similar in structure to haiku
but featuring ironic, humorous and/or coarse observations on human nature.Finally, here’s another excerpt from our post “is it or ain’t it haiku?” It is a quotation
from Poet-editor Lee Gurga, in a chapter from Haiku: A Poet’s Guide (2003), titled “Not
Exactly Haiku: Senryu & Zappai” (pp. 55- 58):
“[T]here is a third genre in Japanese practice that includes light verses in haiku-like form written purely as a joke. . . . Zappai means ‘miscellaneous haikai verse’ in Japanese.
“Likewise, in the West, poems written in three lines and seventeen syllables, clearly not haiku in tone or feeling, have often been called senryu by those sophisticated enough to to differentiate these verses from true haiku. Even beyond senryu, however, lies that large class of poems writtten in parody of haiku or using the 5–7–5 haiku form and mock-Zen spirit as a vehicle for lowbrow humor. . . .
“If a short poem sounds like an aphorism, epigram, proverb, or fortune-cookie wisdom, it is probably zappai. Whether we choose to refer to these kinds of light verse as zappai or pseudohauku, however, is not really important. What is important is that it be understood that, though their authors may choose to call them haiku, they are merely versified ideas in haiku-form, not poems of the haiku genre.
End of today’s sermon. Now, go and sin no more against the haiku spirit [and try to avoid haiku purgatory.]
p.s. No definition can please everyone. Ed Markowski
points out in a Comment tonight that “zappai” is
considered a separate literary genre in Japan, and
should not be thought of as doggerel or pseudo-haiku.
Of course, the Zappai Police are quite irked by “pseudo-
zappai.” See Richard Gilber & Shinjuke Rollingstone,
Simply Haiku, Spring 2005, The Distinct Brilliance of Zappai.
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