Monthly Archives: April 2006

Making It In the Bigs

Speaking of names and sports, we sat up straight in our chair the other day, watching the Red Sox season opener from Ameriquest Field in Arlington, Texas. It was the top of the sixth, new Ranger ace, the $60 million … Continue reading

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Dowbrigade All Name Team

The always interesting New England Patriots have presented the Dowbrigade with a difficult dilemma.  We had almost resigned ourself to the rude realization that our attempt to compete in the ESPN Fantasy Football League with an "All-Name" team was a … Continue reading

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Dealing With Mr. Nobody

The inability of the elected individuals in Iraq to form a government lies in the fact that they are not trying to form effective institutions that can actually govern. Rather, they are trying to find a formula for divvying up … Continue reading

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The Beezlebub Bid

A Chinese man tried to sell his soul on an internet auction site. The man, in his late 20s, from Jiaxing, near Shanghai, attempted to sell his soul on Taobao, China’s top online auction site. He attracted bids from some … Continue reading

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Do the Cool Jerk

The Dowbrigade remains deeply embittered and betrayed by the premature death of his fourth-generation iPod at the tender age of 14 months, two months after the expiration of its warranty, converting it instantly into an attractive, leather-clad $300 doorjamb. Terminal … Continue reading

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