Daily Archives: February 13, 2004
Dowbrigade Headlines, 2035
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh-largest country in the world -the Republic of California White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the third official language in the Republic of California Baby conceived naturally … Continue reading
Breaking Out the Big Tent Movement
The Dowbrigade will not get tired of trashing the pathetically pointless Howard Dean until our misguided friends and colleagues who were bamboozled onto the Dean bandwagon admit they were sold a Bill of Goods and acknowledge our superior political perspicacity. … Continue reading
60 Second Survey
Brevity is the soul of wit. It is also the key to getting a decent return rate on any kind of survey, questionnaire or non-coerced cooperation. So please take 60 seconds (our crack team of tame test-takers has run time … Continue reading
Gen-Mod Animal of the Day
The Cat in the Hat has nothing on the Bat in the Cat. With genetic mix-and-match a reality in today’s bio-labs, exciting new combinations will soon appear in the nation’s pet stores. This one is ideal for summer homes infested … Continue reading
Just 9 Teaching Days Until the Great Experiment
The Dowbrigade is starting to get nervous. We have been securely ensconced at Boston University for so long, we have forgotten how to do anything else. How will be adapt to a life without students and stultifying meetings? (We somehow … Continue reading