Do Penis Enlargement Pills Work?

Like,
we assume, all of our readers, the Dowbrigade mailbox continues to fill
with ingenious advertisements for penis enlargement products. Along with
Russian sex slaves, Valium, Xanax and Vicoden Free prescriptions and
my personal favorite, Stop Span and Adult Email, there have recently
been a seemingly uncontrollable proliferation of penis patches, penis
pills and penis pullers, all claiming to enhance my endowment by leaps and
bounds.

While it is easy to imagine what kind of pathetic insecure idiots
fall for these pitches once, one would think that their supply of suckers
would have dried up by now if there wasn’t SOMETHING to their services.
Or would it?

In the spirit of scientific inquiry, let me present a unique blog, "Do
Penis Enlargement Pills Work?" (via the always awesome Jay
McCarthy),
in which courageous though inept researchers turn themselves into human
guinea pigs, and recount the experience blow by blow, as it were, complete
with empirical measurements and subjective insights into the penis enlargement
process.

Some of you might be wondering, Has the Dowbrigade ever been tempted
to try these products himself? On a completely theoretical plane, our
lack of understanding of how these mysterious pills target one precise
part of the human anatomy would have me worried about unfortunate near-misses
(see photo).

check out "Do Penis
Enlargement Pills Work?"