15 Egocentric Sentences about 42 Hours in Vegas

I was nearly stuck in Fresno overnight on Friday.


I swore like a MoFo at the Fresno-Yosemite International Airport.


I boot and rallied on Friday night.


I yawned during any event involving male strippers.


I had to share a fold-out bed.


I found potential roommates in the Castro for later this summer.


I boot and rallied again on Saturday night.


I changed my pr()n name.


I felt the wind rush through my hair while watching the city’s lights twinkle.


I was a trooper.


I dressed like a generic Asian girl.


I didn’t gamble.


I think that I lost weight between my metabolism and the booting.


I had tunnel vision.


I spanked friends and strangers alike.

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4 Responses to “15 Egocentric Sentences about 42 Hours in Vegas”

  1. @nna says:
    May 31, 2004 at 1:19 am

    hehe soundsl ike a grand time!

  2. Andrew says:
    May 31, 2004 at 2:03 am

    i hope you have pictures…especially the ones where you “spanked friends and strangers alike…”

    scandalous, yo. 😉

  3. Whup says:
    June 2, 2004 at 10:46 am

    what happens in vegas, stays in vegas andrew.

    MWAHAHAH. hope you had fun. you changed your p()rn name you mean 😛

  4. echan says:
    June 2, 2004 at 7:44 pm

    Wah, it’s spelled that way so that my page doesn’t show up in a search engine under “Harvard pr()n” or “Asian pr()n.”