Archive for January, 2004

Got Feng Sui?

Friday, January 30th, 2004

The Times reports that California Assemblyman Leland Yee has introduced a resolution in Sacramento to urge the Building Codes Commission to revise the building codes to include provisions that address feng sui.  I have mixed feelings about this; I’m slightly superstitious in that Chinese way and a believe that feng sui is really just a collection of practical things meant to bring light and air into one’s physical space.  However, I have a feeling that this would get political approval only if it was seen as something that was politically correct; essentially kowtowing to cultural sensitivity.


When reading this article, however, I started to think about the intersection of a building code with feng sui with the legal doctrine of negligence per se.  In certain jurisdictions, for example, you can sue someone for a construction defect that has injured you, and use a building code violation as proof of his/her negligence.  It would be interesting to see someone sue another person for “bad luck” caused by bad feng sui based on practices that did not conform to the building code.  I just imagine a lot of Chinese people in court.

The .com Candidate

Thursday, January 29th, 2004

As I have said before, I think the media was too harsh on Dr. Dean for his post-Iowa speech last week.  However, I do find it troubling that his campaign as managed to burn through money as wastefully as an overhyped dot.com.  $41 Million dollars gone?, as the Times reports:



After raising $41 million in 2003, far more than any of his Democratic rivals, Dr. Dean spent so much on television and on the ground in Iowa and New Hampshire that campaign officials said they were only confident of having enough money to compete through next week.


The campaign has upended its advertising strategy. Dr. Dean, who last June was the first candidate to advertise, is now the only major candidate to be off the air right now, and his strategists said Wednesday night that they were in no hurry to return. They confirmed last weekend that they had gone dark in every state but New Hampshire so they could reassess Dr. Dean’s electoral chances and then flood advertising in those states they believed he could win.


I doubt that he’s going to have the money to make it to California.


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And now for something completely different, my Asian female friends and I have joked for years about the “Last Stop” theory.  While reading Jeffrey Eugenides’s Middlesex this week, I actually saw the first print reference to this phenomenon, in a conversation between a Japanese American woman and a hermaphrodite (who she thinks is a man):



“My gay-dar went off completely.”  Julie was shaking her head.  “I’m always suspicious, being the last stop.”


“The last what?”


“Haven’t you ever heard of that?  Asian chicks are the last stop.  If a guy’s in the closet, he goes for an Asian because their bodies are more like boys’.”

Fun With Music

Thursday, January 22nd, 2004

I think this Musicplasma site is pretty accurate — type in the name of a band/artist and it shows you a map of artists who orbit around it.


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On a completely unrelated note, “Happy Year of the Monkey!”  I hope you’re all wearing red for good luck.

More Vicarious Wackiness

Tuesday, January 20th, 2004

The latest email from our Dean (Dean Kagan, not Howard Dean):


To all members of the HLS community:


In the spirit of trying to make lemonade out of lemons, I am pleased to announce the grand opening of the new HLS ice skating rink on Wednesday, January 21. Hours on Wednesday will be from noon until 10:00 p.m., with free hot chocolate and doughnuts served (but only on this inaugural day!) until 5:00 p.m. Usual hours will be from 8:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m. No, we don’t rent skates. But our facilities department will send around a notice


in the next day or so telling you where you can rent or buy them. They can’t do this in Palo Alto, you know. I hope you enjoy.


Best,


Elena Kagan

Webpage DJ

Monday, January 19th, 2004

I’m stuck in the land of bad karaoke, and I’m trying to escape, so here’s my webpage, set in Wah’s layout, and in the Toaster’s layout.


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Also, after starting my day with a morning constitutional in the hills (or rather mountains of Marin), I had a rather French day, the Triplets of Belleville, followed by slow, Gallic service at Cafe de la Presse.  I must say that the Triplets was probably the strangest, while simultaneously enjoyable, French movie that I’ve seen since the City of Lost Children.  I especially liked the character of the gruff, determined grandmere.

Sketchy South Van Ness

Thursday, January 15th, 2004

My internship is in this nice, lofty warehouse space that doesn’t afford one much privacy for personal phone calls.  I have the option of using one of the empty offices if I need privacy, but earlier today, I decided to go for a walk to stretch while on the phone.  After I did a lap around the block, I decided to stand in front of the building to finish up my call (one of the other interns usually takes his calls out front).  While on the phone, however, this creepy stranger tried to walk to me, and said, “Cuanto? Cuanto?”  I stood there shocked for a half-a-second that someone could mistake me (I was in my puffy knee-length sleeping bag jacket), for a prostitute.  Then, I promptly rang our buzzer to be let back into the building (and believe, me, the buzzer could not ring quickly enough).


So, all I have to say now is, Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!  Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww!  Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!


I wish the office was in a less unsavory neighborhood.

Meat-a-licious

Sunday, January 11th, 2004

It’s not that big to me, but I like teasing some of you JHU folks, so I’ll let you know that I’ll be dining at the House of Prime Rib tonight.  I’m still not ready of the King Henry VIII cut, or a second serving though.

Not Missing Cambridge

Thursday, January 8th, 2004

Below, I’ve pasted an email from the HLS Dormitory office that gives me an additional reason to be happy that I’m currently interning at the radical defender of your rights, the EFF:


To all dorm residents:

The national weather service has issued the following advisory for the Boston area:

UNUSUALLY FRIGID AIR…EVEN FOR MID WINTER…WILL CONTINUE TO
OVERSPREAD NEW ENGLAND TODAY AND FRIDAY.

THE COMBINATION OF VERY COLD TEMPERATURES AND A BRISK NORTHWEST WINDTONIGHT AND EARLY FRIDAY…WILL YIELD WIND CHILL VALUES OF AROUND MINUS 20 FOR SEVERAL HOURS LATER TONIGHT INTO FRIDAY MORNING.

A WIND CHILL ADVISORY IS ISSUED WHEN A STRONG WIND WILL COMBINE WITHCOLD TEMPERATURES TO CREATE DANGEROUSLY COLD CONDITIONS FOR EXPOSED SKIN. THE WIND WILL MAKE IT FEEL LIKE IT IS AROUIND 20 DEGREES BELOW ZERO FOR A PERIOD OF SEVERAL HOURS. THOSE PLANNING TO VENTURE OUTDOORS SHOULD USE COMMON SENSE AND DRESS WARMLY, MAKING SURE THAT ALL EXPOSED SKIN IS COVERED.  PEOPLE ARE ENCOURAGED TO CHECK ON THE ELDERLY.

In addition, please remember to close your windows and keep windows closed in such common areas as kitchens and lounges.  This will help prevent pipes/radiators from freezing and the potential flooding from burst pipes.

Thank you,

Marika

Happy New Year’s All!

Thursday, January 1st, 2004

Ever since my blog migrated to the HLS server last spring, it’s become a lot less personal (mainly because one of my law school comrades complained about people talking about dribble on their sites).  But I’m home for the holidays, where things are mostly about friends and family, hence, here’s my dribble:


1. First, Gung Hay Fat Choi to everyone!  I felt that 2003 was one of those years that was simultaneously blah and crazy.  Iraqi war, SARS, the Governator, the wacky SF mayoral election, and for crissakes, new tables in front of the Hark!  Despite all of these developments, I feel that 2003 won’t stand out historically like 1963, 1968, or even 1989. I am optimistic about the election and leap year ahead, so have a good 2004.


2. Friendship is leaving a party on Church to pick up your friends at 8th and Folsom at 2:48 a.m. on New Year’s because they can’t get a cab.  Super-friendship is impinging on one’s overly nice significant other to drive aforementioned friends to West Portal to retrieve a car.  Thank you Mr. Volvo.


3.  Fun is spending a few hours in a crowded room dancing to the Cure and Blur.  Though Hey Ya! by OutKast was the perfect post-midnight tune — it’s the zeitgeist.