There are many available grades of toilet paper, and only one tp holder in the bathroom. I prefer quilted, quadruple ply, triple rolls of pillow-soft bath tissue. Peeler likes the public-bathroom grade, single ply toilet paper. It’s just not a big enough deal to argue about, and I know that I can go up to Kansas when I need a little extra padding. But there’s one thing I hate about the Scott brand tissue:

The dreaded single-ply shred.
not a big enough issue, pfft. i’ve always felt the ass deserves the best treatment, and i’m not afraid to fight for my ass. kansas will hold strong!
not a big enough issue, pfft. i’ve always felt the ass deserves the best treatment, and i’m not afraid to fight for my ass. kansas will hold strong!
not a big enough issue, pfft. i’ve always felt the ass deserves the best treatment, and i’m not afraid to fight for my ass. kansas will hold strong!
i think that picture was set up. i’ve never had that problem. it’s not my fault if you all can’t figure out how to use the tp roll when it’s not wrapped in inch thick paper towel! it looks like simon the cat’s been at that thing.
long live the single ply!!
i think that picture was set up. i’ve never had that problem. it’s not my fault if you all can’t figure out how to use the tp roll when it’s not wrapped in inch thick paper towel! it looks like simon the cat’s been at that thing.
long live the single ply!!
i think that picture was set up. i’ve never had that problem. it’s not my fault if you all can’t figure out how to use the tp roll when it’s not wrapped in inch thick paper towel! it looks like simon the cat’s been at that thing.
long live the single ply!!
You’re questioning my journalistic integrity?
What’s with pointing us to your defunct website, elias?
You’re questioning my journalistic integrity?
What’s with pointing us to your defunct website, elias?
You’re questioning my journalistic integrity?
What’s with pointing us to your defunct website, elias?
Are you sure you don’t have rats knawing at your TP roll? Because my experiences with 1-ply have always been oh so fine, far finer than dingleberry dispenser we have over at my house now. Its too bad my roommates prefer to pick TP out of their asses all day to the clean sweep of one-ply. Majority rules, unfortunately.
Are you sure you don’t have rats knawing at your TP roll? Because my experiences with 1-ply have always been oh so fine, far finer than dingleberry dispenser we have over at my house now. Its too bad my roommates prefer to pick TP out of their asses all day to the clean sweep of one-ply. Majority rules, unfortunately.
Are you sure you don’t have rats knawing at your TP roll? Because my experiences with 1-ply have always been oh so fine, far finer than dingleberry dispenser we have over at my house now. Its too bad my roommates prefer to pick TP out of their asses all day to the clean sweep of one-ply. Majority rules, unfortunately.