{"id":94,"date":"2005-07-16T10:37:16","date_gmt":"2005-07-16T14:37:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/2005\/07\/16\/birds-and-breakfast\/"},"modified":"2007-02-13T20:25:26","modified_gmt":"2007-02-14T00:25:26","slug":"birds-and-breakfast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/2005\/07\/16\/birds-and-breakfast\/","title":{"rendered":"Birds and breakfast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"a2007\"><\/a>  Sitting at breakfast just now, bickering over this and that, we hear an explosion of rowdy raucous crow voices, see the flurries of black wings, and notice the cry of a large seagull as it skims close to our house, between large elms, power lines, fences and hedges, the noise of a car or two competing with the birds.  Crows are in pursuit.  The gull flies off, the crows congregate.  They&#8217;re very loud.<\/p>\n<p>Was there a &#8220;plunk&#8221; or a &#8220;plop&#8221;?  Did I hear something sharper, behind the birds&#8217; voices?  Where did the body come from?  There, a couple of metres from our house, in the neglected southwest corner of the yard, facing the arterial road, close to the old, soot-encrusted yew hedge, suddenly, a body.<\/p>\n<p>By now the crows are going crazy.  Punching their way through the overhanging tree branches that keep the cleansing rains from ever washing the dirt of cars off the hedge, they&#8217;re fighting over the body of a juvenile gull, supine on dormant grass and fallen leaves.<\/p>\n<p>Can I finish my toast, drink my coffee?  Where&#8217;s the switch to shut this off?  But after a while, it&#8217;s clear this won&#8217;t go away.  I make my way outside, armed with two plastic grocery bags and two rubber gloves, a left and a right.  The bird is surprisingly young, and small &#8212; I&#8217;m not even sure it is a gull, it&#8217;s so exquisitely beautiful.  Definitely a seabird, webbed feet, a gullish beak in the making, but such variegation in the feathers!  It&#8217;s so small, compared to a mature seagull.  Its body is still warm, the blood trickles from its neck, and when I push the outspread wings close to its chest, it seems the softest thing I&#8217;ve ever touched.  Every feather feels like down; there&#8217;s nothing yet seasoned or exposed about this bird.  I expect it to breathe, but it doesn&#8217;t.  My body is directly over it as I compose its shape into a semblance of elegant compactness, my back is exposed to the trees, the crows are getting louder.  I expect them to swarm me, but they do nothing, just talk.<\/p>\n<p>After the body is in the bags, I give it to my husband to dispose of.  As I wash the blood off my rubber gloved hands, I call to the crows, &#8220;Don&#8217;t ever do that again!&#8221;  But I doubt they listened.  Within minutes, they were gone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sitting at breakfast just now, bickering over this and that, we hear an explosion of rowdy raucous crow voices, see the flurries of black wings, and notice the cry of a large seagull as it skims close to our house, between large elms, power lines, fences and hedges, the noise of a car or two [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":311,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[600],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-yulelogstories"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/311"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}