{"id":69,"date":"2004-10-07T21:38:34","date_gmt":"2004-10-08T01:38:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/2004\/10\/07\/how-soon-is-now\/"},"modified":"2004-10-07T21:38:34","modified_gmt":"2004-10-08T01:38:34","slug":"how-soon-is-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/2004\/10\/07\/how-soon-is-now\/","title":{"rendered":"How soon is now?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a1489'><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In March 1990 I saw a tv commercial, which I wrote about as follows in my journal:<\/p>\n<p>A group of noble and frisky children are trying to &#8220;liberate&#8221; a good<br \/>\ncereal that is hidden away in a dark, impenetrable castle, guarded by a<br \/>\ndangerous, huge man dressed in black.&nbsp; All black, including a<br \/>\nhood: he&#8217;s the black man, in effect.&nbsp; The guardian tries every<br \/>\ntrick to keep the kids from the treasure &#8212; the product that&#8217;s being<br \/>\nadvertised &#8212; but of course the children win out against him, partly<br \/>\nthrough luck, partly through Yankee ingenuity and plenty of<br \/>\ntechnology.&nbsp; Finally, the last barrier between the little hero (a<br \/>\nboy, of course: did I have to say it?) &amp; the cereal is smashed, and<br \/>\nas the little boy rips open a box of the precious cereal &#8212; to enjoy<br \/>\nthe fruit of his imperialistic conquest &#8212; the black man looms up once<br \/>\nagain in front of him, in one last-ditch effort to squash the little<br \/>\nintruder.&nbsp; What does the little hero do?&nbsp; He doesn&#8217;t use one<br \/>\nof his magic tricks &#8212; some gimmick of technology &#8212; to kill the big<br \/>\nblack man, no, he co-opts him: he disarms him by asking him if he would<br \/>\nlike to join him in partaking this wonderful yummie cereal.&nbsp; And<br \/>\nwhat does the black man do?&nbsp; He becomes white: he&#8217;s disarmed,<br \/>\nsurprised by the American child hero&#8217;s kindness, and he smiles, becomes<br \/>\nall friendly, and pulls the black hood off his head, revealing a blond<br \/>\n&amp; blue-eyed being underneath.&nbsp; Perfect transformation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In March 1990 I saw a tv commercial, which I wrote about as follows in my journal: A group of noble and frisky children are trying to &#8220;liberate&#8221; a good cereal that is hidden away in a dark, impenetrable castle, guarded by a dangerous, huge man dressed in black.&nbsp; All black, including a hood: he&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":311,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[600],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-69","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-yulelogstories"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/311"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}