{"id":451,"date":"2003-11-03T20:09:48","date_gmt":"2003-11-04T00:09:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/2003\/11\/03\/nobody-expects-the-spanish-inquisitio"},"modified":"2007-02-14T18:08:29","modified_gmt":"2007-02-14T22:08:29","slug":"nobody-expects-the-spanish-inquisition-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/2003\/11\/03\/nobody-expects-the-spanish-inquisition-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"a665\"><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>I went to a party the other night, Pats, and I thought I looked so gorgeous, so cool, darling, and I just flirted and was loud and cool all night, darling, yeah, I was Kathleen Turner and Marisa Berenson.  I came home, I looked in the mirror, &#8230;and &#8230;I was <\/em>entirely<em> annihilated.  My hair had sort of gone flat and parted itself in the middle and had a bit of food here [she points to side of her head],  &#8230;don&#8217;t know how I got it&#8230;.  No lipstick, &#8230;eyes like pinholes&#8230;  I looked like a <\/em>two-hundred<em> year old, Red Indian, dead, duh-warf.    Eddy, in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/comedy\/abfab\/index.shtml\">AbFab<\/a>&#8216;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/comedy\/abfab\/vault\/series1\/birthday.shtml\">Birthday<\/a> episode<\/em>  (Take <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/comedy\/abfab\/quiz\/\">this<\/a> test, btw; I&#8217;m Patsy &#8212; big surprise, heh&#8230;.)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/comedy\/abfab\/index.shtml\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"105\" height=\"75\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/comedy\/abfab\/vault\/series3\/images\/ep6_theend_2.jpg\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nI can totally relate to Patsy&#8217;s best friend Eddy though&#8230;<br \/>\nI put a mirror near my desk in the kitchen where we do all of our school work, desk work, ya-da-ya-da-ya-da, <em>that<\/em> stuff.  Look up sometime when you&#8217;re thinking hard.  Yegods!  I thought Hallowe&#8217;en was over!!  Eyes like pinholes, 200 year old dead what&#8217;s-it, yup, that&#8217;s about right.  That&#8217;s me.    How in hell did I get this old?  I thought all those substances were supposed to kill me years ago&#8230;!<br \/>\nPS: I&#8217;m older than <em>Birthday<\/em>, so it&#8217;s even worse&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to a party the other night, Pats, and I thought I looked so gorgeous, so cool, darling, and I just flirted and was loud and cool all night, darling, yeah, I was Kathleen Turner and Marisa Berenson. I came home, I looked in the mirror, &#8230;and &#8230;I was entirely annihilated. My hair had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":311,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[600],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-451","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-yulelogstories"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/451","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/311"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=451"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/451\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}