{"id":2987,"date":"2010-06-28T20:58:49","date_gmt":"2010-06-29T03:58:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/?p=2987"},"modified":"2010-06-28T21:19:32","modified_gmt":"2010-06-29T04:19:32","slug":"talking-to-a-deaf-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/2010\/06\/28\/talking-to-a-deaf-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"Talking to a deaf dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A while back, I posted that I was <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/2010\/06\/04\/worried-about-my-dog\/\">worried about my dog<\/a>. He&#8217;s getting on (he&#8217;s 12 years old), and he has had some chronic health issues for years (hypothyroidism, eg.)<\/p>\n<p>Well, last week (after I got back from a week away), I noticed that he is really quite deaf. He seems to hear some things (high-pitched calls, some loud noises), but he&#8217;s clearly oblivious to most sounds &#8211; because he can no longer hear them.<\/p>\n<p>This afternoon we went to see his vet. After two of us restrained him (he has become a most ornery and crotchety animal), the veterinarian managed to inspect both ears: nothing to see, no obstructions, no infections, no damage to his eardrums.<\/p>\n<p>And so, old age it is.<\/p>\n<p>Paraphrasing (and slightly altering) what the Buddha said, <em>Decay is inherent in all compounded things &#8230;even ears; sniff on with diligence<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>(Use the nose, Luke &#8230;er, Jigger.)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" style=\"border: 4px solid white\" title=\"Jigger, profile with ear\" src=\"http:\/\/lh3.ggpht.com\/_Rg-tSGYurlI\/TAnKxVmM7MI\/AAAAAAAABN8\/AACXn6rgJI0\/s640\/CIMG0413.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"269\" height=\"202\" \/>I wonder what the next age-related indignity will be. And I&#8217;m now more worried about his little attempts to dig his way under the fence in our back garden &#8211; his escapes into the neighboring apartment block parking lots and busy nearby streets will present new challenges, now that he can&#8217;t even hear us calling him as his search party fans out. One web source suggests &#8216;belling&#8217; one&#8217;s deaf dog &#8211; at least that way, the humans can hear the dog.<\/p>\n<p>I suppose I could get one of those harnesses that goes around the ribcage. I could sew some jingle-bells on it; then, add some reflective tape, and clip on a couple of flashing bicycle lights (for when I let him out at night).<\/p>\n<p>Talking to a deaf dog is quite frustrating. I spent years perfecting all these silly voices, just for him &#8211; and now he can&#8217;t hear them. He still gets the hand signals &#8211; when he can see them through his &#8216;bangs,&#8217; that is.<\/p>\n<p>File this one under #whatadrag&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A while back, I posted that I was worried about my dog. He&#8217;s getting on (he&#8217;s 12 years old), and he has had some chronic health issues for years (hypothyroidism, eg.) Well, last week (after I got back from a week away), I noticed that he is really quite deaf. He seems to hear some [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":311,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[203,1903],"tags":[16231,285],"class_list":["post-2987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health","category-writing","tag-deafness","tag-dogs"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/311"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2987"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2987\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2993,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2987\/revisions\/2993"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/yulelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}