{"id":95,"date":"2005-07-21T10:02:14","date_gmt":"2005-07-21T14:02:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/2005\/07\/21\/the-compliment\/"},"modified":"2006-04-28T11:47:25","modified_gmt":"2006-04-28T18:47:25","slug":"the-compliment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/2005\/07\/21\/the-compliment\/","title":{"rendered":"The Compliment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"a253\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A few days ago, JP\u00a0returned a draft of something I had handed him.\u00a0 Usually my drafts return hemorhaging red ink and shuffling off on its last mortal coil.\u00a0 This time, it had only substained a flesh wound and was barely limping.\u00a0 After making the required changes, I dropped by JP&#8217;s office to pilfer pretzels, which he keeps in plentiful supply on his desk, and to ask if I could send the document out the door.\u00a0 He replies, &#8220;Yes, thanks.&#8221;\u00a0 I stand by expectantly, a porter waiting for the tip.\u00a0 After a couple of seconds, JP notices and looks up, slightly baffled.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Aren&#8217;t you going to compliment me?&#8221;\u00a0 I ask, spoiled after too many assigments for SP, who strongly believes in positive reinforcement.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What?&#8221;\u00a0 He inquires, bemusement splayed across his usually stoic features.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, you barely revised this draft!&#8221;\u00a0 I reasonably point out.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Barely?&#8221;\u00a0 He says, one eye-brow raised superciliously.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t you remember how bad the first thing I turned into you was?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah.&#8221;\u00a0 He whispers, noticebly wincing at the memory, a distant look in his eyes as he recalls\u00a0the horror.\u00a0 &#8220;That was really bad.\u00a0 I guess this is better.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a good thing I have a healthy ego&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few days ago, JP\u00a0returned a draft of something I had handed him.\u00a0 Usually my drafts return hemorhaging red ink and shuffling off on its last mortal coil.\u00a0 This time, it had only substained a flesh wound and was barely limping.\u00a0 After making the required changes, I dropped by JP&#8217;s office to pilfer pretzels, which [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":110,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[171,155],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends-family-and-everyone-in-between","category-lawyering"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/110"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}