{"id":84,"date":"2005-06-20T18:00:55","date_gmt":"2005-06-20T22:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/2005\/06\/20\/pink-eye\/"},"modified":"2006-04-28T12:32:13","modified_gmt":"2006-04-28T19:32:13","slug":"pink-eye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/2005\/06\/20\/pink-eye\/","title":{"rendered":"Pink Eye"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I think I have pink eye.\u00a0 I’ve never had it before so I’m not sure what the symptoms are, but if the symptoms involve having a pink\u00a0eye, then\u00a0there’s a good chance I have it.\u00a0 How does anyone over the age of five get\u00a0pink eye?!\u00a0 I have\u00a0a hard enough time getting the respect I deserve as a ferocious litigator (don’t laugh) without adding\u00a0a pink eye into the mix.\u00a0 This means I now have to sit\u00a0down and figure out my firm’s byzantine health care benefits and find a doctor.\u00a0\u00a0Joy.\u00a0 I may just opt to put up with pink eye for the rest of my life.\u00a0<\/p>\n

On a more positive note, I spent a relaxing weekend in San Jose\u00a0surrounded by\u00a0my doting family.\u00a0 The only unpleasant interlude was a visit from some old friends of my parents, who proceeded to tell me how great I look now, as compared to the ball of lard I apparently was as a child.\u00a0\u00a0Rather then valiantly defend my former pudgy (pudgier?) self, my parents merely laughed.\u00a0 Ouch.<\/p>\n

And\u00a0for those keeping track, these are my purchases for the weekend:\u00a0 several books, a suede\u00a0hobo (I actually bought a bag, saw\u00a0another one as I left the store, went home anyways, immediately regretted it, drove the nine miles back to the store, returned<\/a> it and exchanged<\/a> it for another one – in tan, not green like the picture, although the green one is gorgeous), fantastic cream\/green slippers<\/a>, and a white dress.\u00a0 It’s helping me getting over the loss of my sole<\/a> mate.\u00a0 (G – you are too cute!)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

[UPDATE:\u00a0 No pink eye.\u00a0 Just my hypochondria acting up.\u00a0 While at the eye doctor however, I did get new glasses.\u00a0 I’m not one to pass up an opportunity to waste money.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I think I have pink eye.\u00a0 I’ve never had it before so I’m not sure what the symptoms are, but if the symptoms involve having a pink\u00a0eye, then\u00a0there’s a good chance I have it.\u00a0 How does anyone over the age of five get\u00a0pink eye?!\u00a0 I have\u00a0a hard enough time getting the respect I deserve as […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":110,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[171,153,174],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends-family-and-everyone-in-between","category-purses-clothes-and-shoes","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/110"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}