{"id":65,"date":"2005-05-09T23:34:05","date_gmt":"2005-05-10T03:34:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/2005\/05\/09\/borrow-a-baby\/"},"modified":"2006-04-28T12:42:12","modified_gmt":"2006-04-28T19:42:12","slug":"borrow-a-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/2005\/05\/09\/borrow-a-baby\/","title":{"rendered":"Borrow A Baby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"a118\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Do you have a kid I can borrow?\u00a0 (Preferably one shorter then I am?)\u00a0\u00a0It can be a son, sister, cousin, nephew, etc.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not picky.\u00a0 It&#8217;s just that I&#8217;m horribly addicted to all things animation and the DreamWorks movie Madagascar is coming out soon.\u00a0 I hear there are cute scene-stealing penguins involved.\u00a0 Scene-stealing penguins, people!\u00a0 Clearly, I\u00a0have to see this movie.\u00a0 I&#8217;m one of those people who\u00a0hate\u00a0going to children&#8217;s movies\u00a0without a child in tow though, and my younger sisters are both in their early twenties and will no longer cut it, especially now that they&#8217;re both taller I am.\u00a0 Even the bibs and pacifiers don&#8217;t seem to be fooling anyone anymore.\u00a0 Sigh.\u00a0 Anyways, I promise to return your child as soon as\u00a0the movie&#8217;s over.\u00a0 Or as soon as it gets fussy.\u00a0 Whichever comes first.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you have a kid I can borrow?\u00a0 (Preferably one shorter then I am?)\u00a0\u00a0It can be a son, sister, cousin, nephew, etc.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not picky.\u00a0 It&#8217;s just that I&#8217;m horribly addicted to all things animation and the DreamWorks movie Madagascar is coming out soon.\u00a0 I hear there are cute scene-stealing penguins involved.\u00a0 Scene-stealing penguins, people!\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":110,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[174],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/110"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}