{"id":460,"date":"2006-12-19T11:13:19","date_gmt":"2006-12-19T18:13:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/2006\/12\/19\/and-then-he-kicked-me\/"},"modified":"2006-12-19T11:14:56","modified_gmt":"2006-12-19T18:14:56","slug":"and-then-he-kicked-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/2006\/12\/19\/and-then-he-kicked-me\/","title":{"rendered":"And Then He Kicked Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>T:\u00a0 [<em>Makes funny, vaguely insulting comment directed at me<\/em>.]<\/p>\n<p>Me:\u00a0 Hey!\u00a0 [<em>Said in a mildly insulted tone.<\/em>]<\/p>\n<p>T:\u00a0 Kidding, kidding!\u00a0 You know I think you&#8217;re beautiful, smart, funny, kind and all around wonderful!<\/p>\n<p>Me:\u00a0 [<em>Looking at him expectantly<\/em>.]<\/p>\n<p>T:\u00a0 What?<\/p>\n<p>Me:\u00a0 You forgot thin.\u00a0 You always forget thin.<\/p>\n<p>T:\u00a0 &#8212;&#8212;\u00a0 [C<em>rickets chirping<\/em>.]<\/p>\n<p>Me:\u00a0 Hey!<\/p>\n<p>T:\u00a0\u00a0I just don&#8217;t think &#8220;thin&#8221; is necessarily a complement . . .<\/p>\n<p>Me:\u00a0 You think I&#8217;m fat don&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n<p>T:\u00a0 Maybe I&#8217;d better stop talking now.<\/p>\n<p>Me:\u00a0 This is going up on my blog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>T:\u00a0 [Makes funny, vaguely insulting comment directed at me.] Me:\u00a0 Hey!\u00a0 [Said in a mildly insulted tone.] T:\u00a0 Kidding, kidding!\u00a0 You know I think you&#8217;re beautiful, smart, funny, kind and all around wonderful! Me:\u00a0 [Looking at him expectantly.] T:\u00a0 What? Me:\u00a0 You forgot thin.\u00a0 You always forget thin. T:\u00a0 &#8212;&#8212;\u00a0 [Crickets chirping.] Me:\u00a0 Hey! T:\u00a0\u00a0I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":110,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[181],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-salads-salads-more-salads"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/110"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}