{"id":394,"date":"2006-05-14T13:46:20","date_gmt":"2006-05-14T20:46:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/2006\/05\/14\/why-guys-cant-win\/"},"modified":"2006-05-15T13:02:29","modified_gmt":"2006-05-15T20:02:29","slug":"why-guys-cant-win","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/2006\/05\/14\/why-guys-cant-win\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Guys Can&#8217;t Win"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Guy:\u00a0 [*innocently*]\u00a0 I think the waitressess\u00a0have to be\u00a0anorexic to work here.\u00a0 They&#8217;re all way too thin.<\/p>\n<p>Girl:\u00a0 Really?\u00a0 I think they look great.<\/p>\n<p>Guy:\u00a0 No.\u00a0 They&#8217;re scary thin.\u00a0 It&#8217;s really unattractive.<\/p>\n<p>Girl:\u00a0 [*accusingly*] You like fat women, don&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n<p>Guy:\u00a0 [*dumbfoundedly*] Huh?<\/p>\n<p>Girl:\u00a0 You think I&#8217;m fat, don&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n<p>Guy:\u00a0 HUH?<\/p>\n<p>Girl:\u00a0 I don&#8217;t want to talk about this anymore.<\/p>\n<p>Guy:\u00a0?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Note to readers:\u00a0 For the sake of protecting the irrational, I&#8217;m leaving out any identifying information.\u00a0 =)\u00a0 Let&#8217;s just say this is Every Girl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guy:\u00a0 [*innocently*]\u00a0 I think the waitressess\u00a0have to be\u00a0anorexic to work here.\u00a0 They&#8217;re all way too thin. Girl:\u00a0 Really?\u00a0 I think they look great. Guy:\u00a0 No.\u00a0 They&#8217;re scary thin.\u00a0 It&#8217;s really unattractive. Girl:\u00a0 [*accusingly*] You like fat women, don&#8217;t you? Guy:\u00a0 [*dumbfoundedly*] Huh? Girl:\u00a0 You think I&#8217;m fat, don&#8217;t you? Guy:\u00a0 HUH? Girl:\u00a0 I don&#8217;t want [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":110,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[164,181],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-la","category-salads-salads-more-salads"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/110"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}