{"id":185,"date":"2005-01-04T23:32:23","date_gmt":"2005-01-05T03:32:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/2005\/01\/04\/eggs\/"},"modified":"2005-01-04T23:32:23","modified_gmt":"2005-01-05T03:32:23","slug":"eggs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/2005\/01\/04\/eggs\/","title":{"rendered":"Eggs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a36'><\/a><\/p>\n<p><P>My roommate has requested that I write an entry about her eggs (I think it may have been a joke, but she should know better around me).&nbsp; She&#8217;s been mentioning them a lot recently.&nbsp; Something about only being fertile for so long, wanting babies, blah, blah, blah.&nbsp; I told another friend about it, expecting a little sympathy for my plight (after all, I&#8217;m the one who has to hear about it all the time), only to be shocked when&nbsp;the aforementioned friend&nbsp;confessed she&#8217;d also been worrying about it.&nbsp; She then proceeded to rub&nbsp;her side and coo, &#8220;Don&#8217;t die little eggs.&nbsp; Don&#8217;t die.&#8221;&nbsp; She had just turned twenty-five a few days ago.&nbsp; It was really funny at the time.&nbsp; Now it just sounds a little creepy.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>I worry about a lot of&nbsp;things,&nbsp;my horrible haircut being at the top of the list at the moment, but hadn&#8217;t even thought to worry about this.&nbsp; Apparently I should be.&nbsp;&nbsp;Yikes.&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, I&#8217;m now officially and totally freaked out.&nbsp; When did I get to the&nbsp;stage where&nbsp;all of my friends are worried about their fertility?&nbsp; And how do I get out of this hell dimension?!&nbsp; HELP!&nbsp; S.O.S.!&nbsp; Someone?&nbsp; Anyone?<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My roommate has requested that I write an entry about her eggs (I think it may have been a joke, but she should know better around me).&nbsp; She&#8217;s been mentioning them a lot recently.&nbsp; Something about only being fertile for so long, wanting babies, blah, blah, blah.&nbsp; I told another friend about it, expecting a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":110,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[174],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/110"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/sweetpea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}