{"id":977,"date":"2006-12-20T10:45:44","date_gmt":"2006-12-20T14:45:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2006\/12\/20\/shes-a-screamer\/"},"modified":"2006-12-20T10:45:44","modified_gmt":"2006-12-20T14:45:44","slug":"shes-a-screamer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2006\/12\/20\/shes-a-screamer\/","title":{"rendered":"She&#8217;s a Screamer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I\u00a0discovered that my new upstairs neighbor (the loud one) is a screamer during sex. Oh yes, she makes it quite clear to all\u00a0those around her that she&#8217;s climaxing.<\/p>\n<p>I, unfortunately, was around her last night. Well, I was home&#8230;and considering the paper thin floor separating us, that essentially puts me in the same room as her and her boyfriend as they make love.<\/p>\n<p>At 7:59PM yesterday I started hearing slight female moans while watching TV. They began so rythmically that I thought it was on TV. But they started getting louder so I muted the TV for a moment and realized the sound was actually coming from upstairs.<\/p>\n<p>I immediately un-muted the TV and increased the volume.<\/p>\n<p>But she, too, got louder.<\/p>\n<p>For the next 5 minutes or so I heard her moan, groan and scream in various manners before hearing him start &#8220;uhhh-uhhhh&#8221;-ing to what I can only assume was\u00a0his orgasm. Then it all stopped and the noise went back to her normal loud thudding and banging (presumably from walking and, well, drilling and bowling).<\/p>\n<p>Now I feel all dirty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I\u00a0discovered that my new upstairs neighbor (the loud one) is a screamer during sex. Oh yes, she makes it quite clear to all\u00a0those around her that she&#8217;s climaxing. I, unfortunately, was around her last night. Well, I was home&#8230;and considering the paper thin floor separating us, that essentially puts me in the same [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":74,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/74"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=977"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/977\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}