{"id":727,"date":"2006-09-25T09:58:47","date_gmt":"2006-09-25T13:58:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2006\/09\/25\/the-floor-was-so-clean-you-could-eat-of"},"modified":"2006-09-25T10:01:42","modified_gmt":"2006-09-25T14:01:42","slug":"the-floor-was-so-clean-you-could-eat-off-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/2006\/09\/25\/the-floor-was-so-clean-you-could-eat-off-it\/","title":{"rendered":"The Floor Was So Clean You Could Eat Off It!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For my parents 40th wedding anniversary, my gift to them was hardwood floors. Actually, that&#8217;s not true. It was fake harwood floors (like Pergo) since they&#8217;re reportedly more durable. And, with Dusty and her occasional &#8220;accidents&#8221;, we read that real hardwood floors could stain permamently after a while. This seemed the better option.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the floors were installed a week or so ago and I was able to see the finished product this weekend when I visited my parents to celebrate (to celebrate the anniversary, not the floors). The floor looks amazing, too. It sure beats the light blue wall-to-wall carpet that was\u00a0down when they bought the place.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, the new floor makes the place look much larger (it didn&#8217;t hurt that they were forced to purge and move things in advance of the installation). I couldn&#8217;t be happier with the results (and neither could they).<\/p>\n<p>However, I suspect that Dusty isn&#8217;t too pleased. She used to run from the living room to the sliding glass doors off the dining room whenever she saw a person (or dog or squirrel or bird or mosquito&#8230;you get the picture) walk by the woods behind their place. But now she runs and can&#8217;t stop&#8230;and smashes into the glass.<\/p>\n<p>Similarly, she occasionally loses her grip when she tries jumping on the sofa to sit with you&#8230;and\u00a0ends up leaping face\u00a0first into the front of the sofa. The poor thing. Deflated, she&#8217;ll sit, straighten herself back up, and look at you pathetically until you pick her up.<\/p>\n<p>But she&#8217;ll get used to it. I mean, when she lived with me and Matt we had hardwood floors and she adapted. Actually, that is partially how she got her name: Dusty. She would run and slide under the sofa and come out the other side with dust bunnies attached to her. She was going to be called either Dusty or Zwiffer.<\/p>\n<p>And the only reason Dusty won out was because Matt and I were on a Dusty Springfield kick at the time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For my parents 40th wedding anniversary, my gift to them was hardwood floors. Actually, that&#8217;s not true. It was fake harwood floors (like Pergo) since they&#8217;re reportedly more durable. And, with Dusty and her occasional &#8220;accidents&#8221;, we read that real hardwood floors could stain permamently after a while. This seemed the better option. Anyway, the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":74,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/727","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/74"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=727"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/727\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/snarl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}