1. Ever been to a male strip club? Yes….in Montreal. I didn’t enjoy it.<\/p>\n
2. Ever been to a female strip club? Never<\/p>\n
3. Ever been to a bar? Ummm- is this for real? Yes, I have been to a bar.<\/p>\n
4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Never<\/p>\n
5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out from a bar? I’ve never been drunk.<\/p>\n
6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? See question #5.<\/p>\n
7. Kissed someone of the same sex? That’s just nasty. he he<\/p>\n
8. Thrown up from drinking too much? What is it with the alcohol…see questions #5 and #6.<\/p>\n
9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? Yes (Mom, I hope you’re not reading)<\/p>\n
10. Had sex in a car? Yes, but not to climax (Mom, I strongly suggest you stop reading).<\/p>\n
11. Had sex in a park? Yes, but\u00a0not to climax (with a female!)<\/p>\n
12. Had sex in a movie theater? Yes, but not to climax (once again…with a female!)<\/p>\n
13. Had sex in a bathroom? Yes (stop reading, Mom)<\/p>\n
14. Had sex in a school? Yes (I’m so going to hell)<\/p>\n
15. Have you ever been in an “adult” store? Hell yeah – I brought my Mom to a sex shop before.<\/p>\n
16. Have you ever purchased items from an adult store? Of course.<\/p>\n
17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? Yes – that stuff is pricey!<\/p>\n
18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? Oh yeah.<\/p>\n
19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? HMMMM – I suppose there must be one that got away. But I can’t think of anybody specifically.<\/p>\n
20. How many partners have you had? UMMM. Actually, I have an Excel\u00a0spreadsheet I’ve kept (because I’m a geek). It’s complicated, though, because it breaks things down by what activity took place (some were just heavy petting, etc…).<\/p>\n
21. Have you ever received oral sex? Yes.<\/p>\n
22. Have you ever given oral sex? Yes.<\/p>\n
23. Have you ever had a threesome? Yes (my Mom is never giving me another birthday gift)<\/p>\n
24. Are your breasts real? Last time I checked.<\/p>\n
25. Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)? Yes<\/p>\n
26. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? File this under TMI, but I guess I prefer receiving. My jaw hurts otherwise.<\/p>\n
27. Have you ever kissed a stranger? Well, not random person walking down the street…but a first date (who I technically wouldn’t know).<\/p>\n
28. How old were you when you first had sex? What do you consider sex? In the Bill Clinton sense (11 or 12 years old…male and female). In the vaginal sense (18 years old). In the Jesse Helms hates me sense (20 years old).<\/p>\n
29. Have you ever had a one night stand? Not intentionally (though, as indicated in question #20, this doesn’t necessarily mean penetration).<\/p>\n
30. Were you honest in this survey? Unfortunately.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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